Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-09-04

Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom


  • Not that numbers mean all that much to me, but when I hit 2,000 Twitter followers, i am taking you all out for ice cream! #
  • I’ll try and take PR Guru @ElenaVerlee ‘s advice & use my real picture here and see how that works for my cyber image. http://t.co/JWvoaql #
  • I see someone took my parking spot again. I am SO going to wring someone’s neck as soon as Anger Management class lets out. #
  • And how come nobody with Yelp or FourSquare ever checks in to a strip club or Planned Parenthood? What kind of friends am I hanging with??? #
  • #SHOUTOUT to @SimilonKaro – YOU ROCK! #TeamFollowBack #
  • Just finished watching ‘The Never Ending Story’ – WTF??? I rented this thing until April… I WANT MY MONEY BACK! #
  • I miss @jane_bot . Did she finally have the good sense to block me from stalking her? #
  • WWJDFAKB: What Would Jesus Do… For a Klondike Bar? #
  • Check ’em out and follow! –> @Tunechi_Mula http://t.co/oLG0xY6 #TeamFollowBack #promo #
  • I want to date a midget just so I can say ‘I’m nuts over her’…. #
  • #FOLLOW @BobbiBillard | http://t.co/8ZIBopF #
  • ???????????? ??? ??????????? #FOLLOW ??? ????? @BobbiBillard | http://t.co/8ZIBopF ????? ??? Anyone want a #SHOUTOUT ? Please RT #
  • ???????????? ??? ??????????? #FOLLOW ??? ????? @AnnaNonamus | http://t.co/QH48FwH ????????? #SHOUTOUT #PROMO #
  • Oh yeah. @jane_bot is back with a vengeance. http://t.co/7Dq7Fjd #
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    ?????@aliciabillings | http://t.co/UwLHrDd ????? .
    ????? #SHOUTOUT #PROMO #FOLLOW ?????? #
  • Pretend to “like” me on Facebook… my ego needs it. http://t.co/zBHQOBi <– Let me know if you do and I’ll like yours as well. #
  • So if dancers have ‘dance-offs’, and cooks have ‘cook-offs’, what should us jerks name OUR contest? #
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    ?????@TheLaptopGenie | http://t.co/k0HKaMK ????? .
    ????? #SHOUTOUT #PROMO #FOLLOW ?????? #
  • ???????????? ??? ???????????
    ?????@ModelGinnyGunn | http://t.co/40oHkGg
    ?? #MAXIM #VOTE http://t.co/ObNcEKo ??? @MaximHotties #
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    ?????@MzStarrgasms | http://t.co/wWl6M9U ????? .
    ????? #SHOUTOUT #iPROMO #FOLLOW ?????? #
  • Pretend to “like” me on Facebook… my ego needs it. Let me know if you do and I’ll like yours as well. Except I’ll loo… http://t.co/RSOrfD0 #
  • Pretend to “like” me on Facebook… my ego needs it. http://t.co/zBHQOBi <– Let me know if you do and I’ll like yours as well. #
  • Please. You don’t have ‘HATERS’. You’re not important enough. People dislike you simply because you’re a loudmouthed asshole. So shut up. #

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