Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-09-11

Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter:

  • I am so tired of everyone telling me that I am a selfish brat… why don't you people think about how that makes ME feel? #
  • Anyone see that ad on Facefook for 'Help with Anxiety'? Is it any good? Cuz I'm afraid to click on it. #
  • Popular Social Media Personality Trey Pennington Dies Unexpectedly via @mashsocialmedia @mashable @treypennington #
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    ? ????? #SHOUTOUT #iPROMO #FOLLOW ?????? #
  • RT @ElenaVerlee: Get rid of your overwhelmโ€ for good #
  • HAHA!!! RT @staceys55: Grandma, the words are very similar, but you 'butt dialed' me. You didn't booty call me. #
  • Am I drawn to crazy women? Let's see. My last date ended with her screaming 'PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!' and slamming a hamster into the ground. #
  • Snake? Girl in her underwear? There's a Freudian message in there somewhere… #
  • Funny cuz it's TRUE! ๐Ÿ™‚ RT @staceys55: When you see a married guy talking to himself, he's just reliving an argument he already lost. #
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    ?????@sovietdisco | ????? .??? ???????? #SHOUTOUT #iPROMO #FOLLOW ?????? #
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    ?????@ParacordFashion | ????? .
    ????? #SHOUTOUT #iPROMO #FOLLOW ?????? #
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    ?????@MNniceHotelier | ????? .
    ????? #SHOUTOUT #iPROMO #FOLLOW ?????? #
  • You know what would kick ass for tomorrow's ceremony? An Osama bin Laden pinata. #
  • [Photoshop Tutorial] Create a Logo for a Company #photoshop #
  • [Photoshop Tutorial] Create a Logo for a Company #photoshop #
  • [Photoshop Tutorial] Create a Logo for a Company #photoshop #
  • And we luv her right back! ♥ RT @BobbiBillard: Hear ye, hear ye! I love all my twitter peeps! ๐Ÿ™‚ #
  • HAPPY 9/11 EVERYONE! ๐Ÿ˜€ #
  • I realize I don't follow politics as much as I should, but don't you think it's time we vote President Bush out of office this November? #
  • 9/11 was a plot by Santa Claus and the Jews – #

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