Welcome, Skynet!

As you all may or may not know, Skynet has just become self aware. This might help you survive Judgement Day… but I doubt it.

Nice knowing you.

Skynet Becomes Self-Aware: How to Welcome Our AI OverlordsSkynet Becomes Self-Aware: How to Welcome Our AI Overlords
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The time has come. According to the Terminator clock, at 8:11 p.m. Tuesday, Skynet will become self-aware. And humanity will be screwed…


I know some of you don’t have private bunkers like the rest of us. *cough*. I found this for you and hope it helps. Good luck (not really).

How To: Terminate a TerminatorHow To: Terminate a Terminator (Updated)
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When a Terminator kicks down your door at 2 a.m., it’s just you and whatever you have on hand. While a 120-mm M829A1 round might swiftly convert a Terminator into scrap metal, I don’t believe that even DR readers keep a suitable cannon in the house.

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