When will he ever learn….?

Here's one Miz Kitty forgot to do... :0)Note: Yes I have noticed he has since corrected it. But due to the flood of email I got, and since I worked so hard on this comedy bit… you can’t seriously expect me to be mature and just “drop it” now do ya?”

SITE NEWS: [7/27/00] … Also, if you’ve recently submitted your site for inclusion in i2k, it may be one of the sites under serious consideration right now… soon, I will be contacting those accepted (and don’t hold your breath, E.B. :=] )…


Who’s “E.B.”????
Who on earth could he be talking about????
I did a quick search on CoolStop for anyone with the initials “E.B.”, and here’s what I got:

Well, let’s see…
Eric BrooksNaah…. couldn’t be him. Too Christ-like and saintly

The Easter Bunny – I personally don’t think fucking with a 6-foot rabbit is particularly wise. He’s the Easter Bunny, for cripes sake!!!! What does he care about this petty-ass crap????

Erika Brooks – Could it be that Joe Jenett thinks he can attack my kids now, since he’s so far below my radar screen these days???? For his sake, I hope not.

What does Erika think? Erika is too busy teaming up with Fiona Elise Brown talking back & forth on cellphones, contracted to redesign a major corporate site in NYC. (Considering their talents, and similar medical histories… they’re gonna make a killer team!). Erika has more talent in her little pixie pinky, than me & Joe combined. She seriously can’t be bothered with daddy’s silly little feuds… she’s out to make MONEY!

So, I guess he was talking about another “E.B.”,
so never mind.

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