I’m not only a jerk, but I’m damn good at it.
Hell, I’m better at it than you’ll EVER be, BAY-BEEE. Wait, better yet, I’m on a professional level of jerkiness!!! Batgrl didn’t knickname me The Vortex Of Mischief™ for nothing, ya know.
I sucked you all in, and I played you like a Stradivarius. Again. :0)
To demonstrate, I’ve brought along a little visualization for your feeble minds to fully comprehend and appreciate the sheer magnitude of … of… the Grand Jerkdom that stands before you. As of 11:58 PM tonight, my Sitemeter stats:
Good writing and content, my @$$! Disasters and catastrophes are what the people want, by gum!!! So spare me the crap that none of you are here for my antics, flame wars and train wrecks, ok? The visits quadrupled because of heckling day.
I also met a lot of cool new people, got bitchslapped by Sara, Diz, Venomous Kate, and Davezilla and we all had fun…
54 hilarious comments, and 8 trackbacks. For a minute there, I REALLY thought I WAS the Princess of the Blogiverse™. *sniffles* *adjusts tiara*
It’s all about the EGO, baybee!
EricBrooks.Com® – Admit it. You wanna be just like me when I grow up.