(As always, I’m posting on a time-delay due to hospital restrictions)
So, Friday was “Employee Appreciation Day“. Always a cool thing they do here every year… free food, raffles, door prizes, your supervisor serves you. Tres kewl.
Best of all: FREE COKES IN THE VENDING MACHINE!!!!!
Yadda, yadda, yadda. Friday’s done.
Saturday morning, I come in… and much to my surprise, the vending machine is *STILL* dispensing free soda.
WOO HOO! Breakfast is served.
By the afternoon, with no word or warning, tragedy struck.
With a small handfull of staff present to witness the horror of the once-benevolent vending machine from hell suddenly having the nerve to demand money from me again!
I mutterred to myself, as I punched the mechanical demon (who appeared to be mocking me):
“Dammit, no more free sodas, and there’s not enough people here on a weekend to have a proper office rampage!!!!”
Two guys heard me too.
You would think after all this time I’ve been there, people would know when I speak of mass-murder and extreme carnage… I’M ONLY KIDDING.
Tomorrow: -e- will attempt to rationalize why no one why no one wants to sit with him in the office cafeteria, and is forced to eat lunch *ALONE* every day. :0(
(Well… sometimes my parole officer or therapist comes in to keep me company.)