was too young for Vietnam, and too old for Desert Storm...
But that didn't mean Mike wasn't a good American, DAMMIT!
Mike's a survivalist and prepared for anything.
reports that Russian missiles may accidentally launch during the
Y2K crisis, he hired a contractor to build a lead-lined underground
fortress to withstand Armageddon.
New Years Eve, as the world partied and awaited the New Millenium,
Mike and his wife Cindy, stocked the fortress with all the amenities
and comforts of home. Food, water and plenty of ammo.
bid his neighbors, Bob and Jerry, a fond farewell. He wished them
luck, and they swore they would let him know when it's safe for
them to re-emerge into the sunlight again.
At 10PM, Mike, Cindy and their German Shepherd, Max, entered the
state of the art Y2K sepulchre, sealed the door and booby-trapped
it with a homemade plastique explosive that he saw in "Terminator".
The generators were ready, and the countdown began.
When New Years came and went, and all was well with the world...
Bob looked at Jerry and said: "Let's teach that paranoid dickhead