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- WHUZZUP! » Yer nuts roasting on an open firrrre. Jack Daniels nipping at yer throat...
I was just at Michele's who's talking about Christmas. Specifically 'Why this atheist celebrates Christmas'. Good times, friends and familie... - WHUZZUP! » The letters keep coming in!
Dear E, Is Santa a gay man?? Little elves all around, no kids, likes SHOW tunes, and dresses funny?? fer gawd's sake (in anticipation of in... - WHUZZUP! » 100 things
As part of the 'Winter Edition' redesign... Which was interrupted by a Christmas Party, a house inspection, removing a tree that fell on my... - WHUZZUP! » In the words of Dan Quayle: 'I Quite!'
Dear -e-: I am so disenchanted this year. Between Emin3m and Britney Spears, I swear I need to blow up a building to get attention these da... - WHUZZUP! » The SHOW has been cancelled
When a person starts deleting comments and sites in an effort to cover their tracks, and refers to friends of mine as crazy people... it's t... - WHUZZUP! » Happy Birthday! (Hey, I have a 1/365th of a chance I'm right here).
What the hell is your Birthday, anyway? Register at my 'Birthday alarm' account. (Leave the link to yours in my comments) - WHUZZUP! » Blondes r smart!
A young little blonde girl comes back FROM school one evening. She runs to her mom and says... - WHUZZUP! » Stalking the Stalker
Annatopia has just shown us, step-by-step, how any stalker can easily and legally access all sorts of information about you. - WHUZZUP! » Clearing the air...
Yvonne sucks on a candy cane to prove... Aw hell, I just wanted to see the movie again! - WHUZZUP! » Chris Powers II: The spy who stalked me
Oh yeahhhhh BAY-BEEE!!!! This week's brawl is just simply SHAG-A-LICIOUS! You know like all of the good ones... they fester and boil off in... - WHUZZUP! » hmmmm...
So far, it walks and quacks like a duck...? - WHUZZUP! » While My Guitar Gently Weeps
'I feel wonderful because I see The love light in your eyes. And the wonder of it all Is that you just don't realize how much I love you...'... - WHUZZUP! » There's no such thing as... WHO???
Dear -e- I am in third grade. Robby (who sits behind me in school) says there is no Santa Claus. This ruined my holiday, and I want him dead... - WHUZZUP! » Dayzed & Confuzed: The Christmas Edition
Everybody go run over to Maria, and tell her the new Christmas look that we waited all week for... ROCKS! Great job, babe!... - WHUZZUP! » My, that's an impressive erection in Rockefeller Center, if I do say so myself.
We're all watching the Christmas Tree lighting on TV at this moment, waiting for my son's godmother's son to perform (He's staying at his mom's house in Maspeth this week... I'll sell any Brian Setzer fans her phone number for the low, low price of $50 each. Sure I'll hear about it later FROM my in-laws, but hey... a buck is a buck.) - WHUZZUP! » Ask the Magic Dongle
Wow. Dongles are not only appearing everywhere, but they're smarter than we originally thought. Angel has a DONGLE that answers questions t... - WHUZZUP! » I love waking up to the sound of gunshots in the morning!
At first, I jolted out of bed. Thinking this was all a bad dream, and I was safe at home in Brooklyn.... - WHUZZUP! » When worlds collide...
When the heck does a cyberworld, work, and personal life hit all in one spot to anyone else? From Today's Pocono Record: J... - WHUZZUP! » It's worse than I thought...
19) Where is the instruction manual? (meaning .. how am I supposed to work with you when I don't have the directions?) Quote: 'Think of us... - WHUZZUP! » Help Wanted: Straight man for comedy routines
... well the 'straight man' can be gay, too. Just don't look for me to share the same hotel room when we go on tour. (I'm homophobic on Tuesdays and Saturdays... rest of the week, I'm okay up until the third 'Racist Friday' of the month.... then there's the half hour of 'religious piety' and 15.2 seconds of 'political correctness' each second month...)