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Given the depths of my life lately, (I seem to vaciliate between utter boredom at work with nothing to do and being to depressed to actually... - WHUZZUP! » Putting the 'FUN' back in 'FUNerals'
To me, nothing says 'I loved that stiff more than you did' better than by sending... APPLIANCES! No. Really. Think about it. A death in the family turns loved ones INTO instant vultures anyway. How many times can you think of when Aunt Sadie is barely cold and relatives are ransacking the house for jewelry, heirlooms and loose cash, so why not just bring the goods right INTO the funeral home? - WHUZZUP! » ...And then my dog died..
I swear to God people are going to start thinking I'm making this shit up. - WHUZZUP! » Don't stick it out unless you're gonna use it!
Jenna Bush Sticks Tongue Out at News Photographers - Now, I'm really not keen at targeting presidential kids. I found it loathsome when ou... - WHUZZUP! » Pain is Beauty
Man, I hate shaving. People think I use a cheese grater. - WHUZZUP! » Band Camp
Not wanting to leave things on a downer like the last post... I present an honest to goodness conversation between me and my nine year old t... - WHUZZUP! » Heeeeeeeere's the Witch!
Rather than just leave this page stagnant over the summer, I'm going to let a dear friend take the mike for a while. She needs to vent, and ... - WHUZZUP! » Mark Pazuhanich, Michael Jackson and a catholic priest walk INTO a bar...
We interrupt my summer-long vacation to bring you the following news: - WHUZZUP! » Closed for the Summer
I think I'm just going to take the rest of the Summer off. Just way too much going on and way too much on my plate. In case you've wondered... - WHUZZUP! » News Breefs
Lookie, lookie, lookie!!!! I beat The Mighty T to a test!!!! HERMIT 'the meditator, philosopher, sage, wise man' You can not and will not co... - WHUZZUP! » Jeff Gordon loses Pocono 500 (as usual)
My goodness... How can I forget my traditional coverage of today's NASCAR event? It sucked Traveling in the Poconos is damn near im... - WHUZZUP! » Death Threats FROM the Tooth Fairy
You know... I rocked as the Easter Bunny... in in my new role as the Tooth Fairy? I TOTALLY SUCK!!!! - WHUZZUP! » For the Gipper...
It's really sad that this had to fall on our 12th wedding anniversary... I remember back in 1986, downtown Manhattan was closed down for... - WHUZZUP! » wow
It appears I have once again misjudged the American public and they have some sense of musical taste after all. Congratulations, Fantasia... - WHUZZUP! » Fantasia or Diana?
I think I'm gonna break ranks for once and talk about something everyone else is talking about... American Idol. I gotta admit, after heari... - WHUZZUP! » Day 52 without sleep
Heh... I once heard that a human will go insane after seven days with no sleep. That is SO not true. Probably propaganda by Serta or one of ... - WHUZZUP! » Murphy's Law Monday
Holee %$@#! You ever have a day where, like, EVERYTHING is going wrong? One of those black-cat-follows-you-under-a-ladder-with a broken-mirror kind of day? - WHUZZUP! » No, I can't imagine the pain
Almost three years ago, I took a stand against showing any photos of people jumping to their deaths FROM the World Trade Center. Not out of... - WHUZZUP! » Slave to the Grind
You can't be King of the World if you're Slave to the Grind - WHUZZUP! » Sinko Da Mayo!!!
WOOOO WEE!!!!! Yep, it's time to party... Cinco de Mayo is here!!!! Commemorating when the outgunned and outnumbered Mexicans kicked Napoleon...