{"id":146,"date":"2003-12-05T22:13:09","date_gmt":"2003-12-06T01:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/soapbox\/?p=146"},"modified":"2005-10-26T17:55:58","modified_gmt":"2005-10-26T22:55:58","slug":"the-rat-bastard-factor-redux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/soapbox\/the-rat-bastard-factor-redux\/","title":{"rendered":"The Rat Bastard factor (redux)"},"content":{"rendered":"

** UPDATE: Dec 11th<\/b> – UH OH! Mark got FARKED-UP!<\/a> (Hat tip: Kathy K<\/a>) **<\/p>\n

Or perhaps this should be aptly titled “How to wreck your career in one night”<\/p>\n

Remember my little rant “The Rat Bastard Factor<\/a>“?
\nWell, the tale gets better…<\/p>\n

Pazuhanich Charged With Indecent Assault<\/b><\/a>
\n“Charges have been filed against Monroe County District Attorney Mark Pazuhanich. Now police have issued a warrant for his arrest… Pazuhanich is now charged with four counts, including indecent assault, putting a child in danger and corruption of a minor. ”<\/p>\n

In laymen’s terms: He allegedly fondled his own daughter, and was seen by a security guard and a concerned mother, doing it at the Hilary Duff concert last Saturday in Wilkes Barre.<\/p>\n

Yes, ladies and gentlemen… welcome to my world.
\nOnly in the Poconos can you get a District Attorney, who was best known for:
\n<\/p>\n

  • Recently being slammed by PA Supreme court for “Prosecutorial Misconduct” in his handling of the Michael Manning Case<\/a><\/li>\n
  • Currently investigated for missappropriating funds<\/a> earmarked for sexual assault\/domestic violence cases<\/li>\n
  • His unwillingness to help residents screwed over in the real estate scams in the Poconos<\/a><\/li>\n

    And we all voted him in to become a judge (anyway).<\/p>\n

    Of course, I’ve heard rumors that the “Undisclosed charges” were “Child Molestation” all week. I wasn’t going to comment until I know for sure. That’s a kind of charge that takes little to anger the masses, and the accused finds themself in a “guilty until proven innocent” scenario.<\/p>\n

    It’s the kind of thing that will destroy a person’s very life.
    \nYou have to be careful with that stuff.<\/p>\n

    Now that the arrest warrant is out, and he’s nowhere to be found (they *think* he’s in rehab, that’s what his attorney contends)… now I can say it.<\/p>\n

    Of course anyone who has read my site over the years, and all my family went through (stories have been deleted for our own protection), don’t have to ask me:<\/p>\n

    “Hey is this something personal you have against Pazuhanich?”<\/p>\n

    Because they know my answer will be “Hell Yeah.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    ** UPDATE: Dec 11th – UH OH! Mark got FARKED-UP! (Hat tip: Kathy K) **<\/p>\n

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