{"id":156,"date":"2004-01-26T15:41:24","date_gmt":"2004-01-26T18:41:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/soapbox\/?p=156"},"modified":"2005-05-01T12:28:03","modified_gmt":"2005-05-01T17:28:03","slug":"evilmarty-2004-world-tour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/soapbox\/evilmarty-2004-world-tour\/","title":{"rendered":"EvilMarty® 2004 World Tour"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m bored.<\/p>\n

Anyone who has known me for longer than 10 minutes knows that can ony mean one thing: <\/p>\n

Mischief and Mayhem.<\/b><\/p>\n

Ok, that’s two things. Sue me.<\/p>\n

As everyone knows, usually some evil twisted bad guy\/gal becomes that way because of a tragic unjust miscarriage of justice in the antagonist’s past that scarred him\/her forever….<\/p>\n

In my case, it’s because nobody ever trusted me with a Flat Stanley<\/a>. You know the cute little paper guy that gets mailed around the world and everyone takes pictures with him.<\/p>\n

Well, nobody let me play.<\/p>\n

(Everyone:<\/b> “AWWWWWW…..”)\"EvilMarty®\"<\/p>\n

Anybody up for some Photoshop fun?<\/p>\n

I propose we circulate EvilMarty®<\/b>. Flat Stanley’s no good, welfare recipient, beer guzzling cousin from the trailer parks…<\/p>\n

I’ll make the Photoshop PSD<\/a>, and we can circulate him around notorious crime scenes, mass murderers and politicians. Post it in your blog, and ping me.<\/p>\n

Then we can have a vote, and the winner will get a premium copy of LotsaFonts!<\/a> on CD.<\/p>\n

\"LOOKIE!\"
\n*holds back tears* *sniffles*<\/p>\n

Then maybe… just maybe, I’ll find something else to blame for my sorry state of bitter bastardhood<\/strike> be a better person.<\/p>\n

(Everyone:<\/b> “AWWWWWW…..”)<\/p>\n

Would you do it for me?<\/p>\n

\n
\nWow. Who knew there were so many problem adults that are handy with Photoshop out there?<\/p>\n

Just mere hours after announcing the EvilMarty® Photoshop Contest<\/a>, we’ve already got our favorite flattened redneck showing up everywhere…<\/p>\n

  • He’s over at Just Donna’s<\/a> making a Public Service announcement about oxymorons<\/u>.<\/li>\n
  • Kendra<\/a> has him too… at the Democratic Debates! (Who knew he was running for office?)<\/li>\n
  • The hilarity ensues over at SALON DES REFUS\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd<\/a> forum, where Reverend Mykeru and his band of merry elves are REALLY cranking them out…\n

    (As you can see by his Gallery of Jebus Art<\/a>… he’s just warming up)<\/li>\n

    No rush, kids. I haven’t set a deadline yet… make as many as you want… but let me know if you have EvilMarty® up somewhere, ok? JOIN IN ON THE FUN!!!<\/p>\n

    Update<\/u> 8:16 PM:<\/b> EGADS, he’s now been spotted at Kiss This<\/a>! He’s spreading faster than the My Doom worm!!!! Good Lord! What have we DONE??!!??<\/p>\n

    Yet another Update<\/u> 1\/29 @ 5:33 PM:<\/b> – His invasion continues at Desiree’s<\/a>, where he shares a brewskie and stock tips from Martha Stewart!<\/p>\n

    Double whammy at Dee’s: at last Wednesday’s blogger meet-up<\/a>, and then moving in on J-Lo<\/a> now that Affleck is out of the picture… ZOINKS!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    I'm bored.<\/p>\n

    Anyone who has known me for longer than 10 minutes knows that can ony mean one thing: <\/p>\n

    Mischief and Mayhem.<\/p>\n

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