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The latest in my self-help series on MySpace is an excerpt from my new book: “Confessions of an Internet Superhero: How I’ve Cleaned the Web up and Made it SERIOUS again<\/span>“.<\/p>\n Well kids, in the last chapter, we covered “How to make everyone care about the same things you do”. I like to think I had a little something to do with it. Recently I received a letter from a fellow Crusader for Internet Justice who shares my vision of ridding the internet of Icky Bad People (IBP).<\/p>\n “But Eriiiiiic…. someone disagreed with me and said I was WRONG!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n NONSENSE! An Internet Good Guy is *NEVER* wrong. We took an oath. Don’t you see? This is merely just a ploy by the haters and the bad guys to make you doubt yourself. Only stupid people disagree with you. Am I right?<\/p>\n The following suggestions will help you in your Online Battles and MAKE you right every time:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n 1- Raise an army against the forces of darkness and evil<\/span> – Might makes right. It is a known fact that if 5 people or more say the same exact thing, it is Gospel Truth. Twenty or more of your friends invading the stronghold of your arch nemesis’ blog and pummeling them and their mindless minions into the ground will make them wrong FOREVER! 2- Don’t waste your time with a fake profile<\/span> – Do you go to a clothing store and argue with the mannequins? No! A fake profile is someone not using their real picture, or their real name. Other signs are not disclosing personal information such as a home telephone, social security number, or where their children are in a handy hourly itinerary on their MySpace profiles. FAKES!<\/p>\n I don’t know how the words manage to get on the screen, but I can assure you there is no human being with a soul or feelings behind this “smoke and mirror” illusion. Clearly this is some terrorist tactic of some sort by someone with something to hide! (Unless they agree with you. Then they’re ok.)<\/p>\n 3- Beware of the “fence sitters” and people not sharing your passion to rid an evil entity off the web<\/span> – People that don’t agree with everything you say or do is SURELY a betrayal waiting to happen. Watch.<\/p>\n I remind people of this as I discuss my political and religious views occasionally. Everyone needs to be a little more sensitive toward my feelings.<\/p>\n What other things can you suggest to always be right on the internet? The latest in my self-help series on MySpace is an excerpt from my new book. It shows you how to NOT be wrong in an internet fight every time…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elsewhere","category-the-latest"],"yoast_head":"\n![\"\"](\"http:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/images\/posts\/cyber-robin.jpg\")
I think it went really well, don’t you? As a result, no one says “retard”; Racism has been eradicated; Cancer and AIDS are a thing of the past; We’re all Vegans, attending church regularly, and voting for John McCain.<\/p>\n
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4 – Use your painful past to deflect criticism and justify your actions<\/span> – As a child I was TRAUMATIZED when I saw an anvil drop off a roof and kill my uncle. Anvils are not funny. And should not be made a joke out of. If one person is not laughing. Then it simply isn’t funny is it? By extension, neither are pianos, cabinets, goats or anything else that can fall out of a building.<\/p>\n
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