{"id":20,"date":"2000-07-26T23:28:36","date_gmt":"2000-07-27T02:28:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/soapbox\/?p=20"},"modified":"2011-06-02T19:23:10","modified_gmt":"2011-06-02T23:23:10","slug":"the-official-cyberpal-doll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/soapbox\/the-official-cyberpal-doll\/","title":{"rendered":"The Official CyberPal&trade; Doll"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/images\/posts\/cyberpal_box.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Hey kids!!! Get Your CyberPal\u00e2\u201e\u00a2 Doll!!!!\" width=\"314\" height=\"321\" align=\"left\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Yes boys and girls, Mattel is proud to announce their &#8220;<strong>Web Design Collectible Series<\/strong>&#8221; starting with our own &#8220;<strong>CyberPal<\/strong>&#8220;. (<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Coming soon<\/strong><\/span>: <strong> Jeffrey Zeldman&#8217;s<\/strong> &#8220;<strong>Dr. Web<\/strong>&#8221; and &#8220;<strong>Mr. Jenkins<\/strong>&#8220;, <strong>Halcyon&#8217;s<\/strong> &#8220;<strong>Cocky Bastard<\/strong>&#8220;,  <strong>Skizz&#8217;s<\/strong> &#8220;<strong>Action Skizz<\/strong>&#8220;, <strong>Alan Herrell&#8217;s<\/strong> &#8220;<strong>LemurMan<\/strong>&#8220;, <strong>Full Moon Graphics<\/strong>&#8216; &#8220;<strong>Miz Kitty<\/strong>&#8220;, <strong>Graham Freeman&#8217;s<\/strong>&#8216; &#8220;<strong>Grudnuk<\/strong>&#8220;, <strong>Joe Utsler&#8217;s<\/strong> &#8220;<strong>Crazy Uncle Joe &amp; Anastasia<\/strong>&#8220;, <strong>Matt Rossi<\/strong>(With <strong>removable Clothes<\/strong>), <strong>Pete Milan<\/strong> (With &#8220;<strong>Tongue-sucking<\/strong>&#8221; action), <strong>Faith Kaminsky&#8217;s<\/strong> &#8220;<strong>Damnbaby Diva &amp; Boris<\/strong>&#8220;, <strong>Chef Jon<\/strong>, <strong>The Webmistress<\/strong>,  and <strong>The coSmiC diVa<\/strong>) Each figure is 8&#8243; tall, fully poseable&#8230; and talks too!<\/p>\n<hr size=\"1\" \/>\n<p><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/images\/posts\/ad1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"The CyberPal doll is 8&quot; high, fully posable and anatomically correct.\" width=\"217\" height=\"177\" align=\"right\" \/><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>CyberPal plays 10 phrases, including:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>&#8220;Dude, you&#8217;re such a shitwaste!&#8221;<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>&#8220;I admit it, I&#8217;m a moron!&#8221;<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>&#8220;Yo..Yo!!! What up wit&#8217; dat???&#8221;<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>&#8220;Where&#8217;s G.I. Joe??? I&#8217;ll kick his pansy little plastic ass!!!&#8221;<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>&#8220;Yeah, Barbie!!!! Who&#8217;s yo&#8217; daddy?&#8221;<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<hr size=\"1\" \/>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/images\/posts\/playset.jpg\" alt=\"Buy the playsets too!\" width=\"378\" height=\"283\" \/><br \/>\nThe &#8220;<strong>Web Design Collectible Series<\/strong>&#8221; will provide hours of fun and wholesome enjoyment to your children, as they buy the interchangable playsets. For example, here is your CyberPal facing down some thugs outside of a bar. Note the hand inside jacket, in the hopes that he&#8217;ll scare them off,  by pretending to have a gun&#8230;. in <strong>classic Brooklyn-style<\/strong>!<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"> (Note<\/span>: The &#8220;CyberPal: Puttin&#8217; a cap in yo&#8217; ass&#8221; playset sold separately.)<\/strong><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><em><span style=\"color: #cc0000;\">Order Today!!!!<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onclick=\"alert('Oh, I'm sorry.\\nDid I forget to mention, this was a &quot;PARODY&quot;?\\nThere is no &quot;CyberPal Doll&quot;, and if there was, the lawsuit-happy-domain-hijacking bastards at Mattel sure as hell wouldn't getting the licensing rights to sell it!\\nHow about you download some FREE stuff instead?')\" onmouseover=\"window.status='http:\/\/www.mattel.com\/cgi-bin\/order?prod=CyberPalDoll&amp;mode=secure&amp;prod_ID=DGEG64HSDB4dgjgSC68';return true\" href=\"\/freestuff\/\"><strong>Secure Server<\/strong><\/a> | \u00c2\u00a0<a onclick=\"alert('Oh, I'm sorry.\\nDid I forget to mention, this was a &quot;PARODY&quot;?\\nThere is no &quot;CyberPal Doll&quot;, and if there was, the lawsuit-happy-domain-hijacking bastards at Mattel sure as hell wouldn't getting the licensing rights to sell it!\\nHow about you download some FREE stuff instead?')\" onmouseover=\"window.status='http:\/\/www.mattel.com\/cgi-bin\/order?prod=CyberPalDoll&amp;mode=nonsecure&amp;prod_ID=DGEG64HSDB4dgjgSC68';return true\" href=\"\/freestuff\/\"><strong>Non-Secure Server<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey kids! 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