{"id":243,"date":"2009-10-18T23:58:25","date_gmt":"2009-10-19T04:58:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/soapbox\/?p=243"},"modified":"2017-06-05T19:38:45","modified_gmt":"2017-06-05T23:38:45","slug":"dropping-an-anvil-on-andrew-mattock-while-hes-still-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/soapbox\/dropping-an-anvil-on-andrew-mattock-while-hes-still-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Dropping an ANVIL on Andrew Mattock (while he&#8217;s still here)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"infoboxGold\" style=\"border: solid double #ffcc00; margin: 10px; padding: 3px; background-color: #ffffcc;\"><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong><br \/>\nAndrew Mattock passed away in February 2013. Although we parted on friendly terms shortly before his passing, he was still a jerk to many people, and being terminally ill is STILL no excuse for bad manners.\n<\/div>\n<hr size=\"1\" \/>\n<p>Reading about <b>Andrew Mattock&#8217;s plight with his liver<\/b> has gotten me thinking about my own mortality. I have resolved that if my time on earth was suddenly cut short, I will do the following.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/images\/posts\/bucket_list.png\" alt=\"Eric's Bucket List\" width=\"401\" height=\"129\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Apparently, Andrew and I differ in philosophies&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Poor <strong>Blandrew<\/strong>&#8230; I&#8217;ve seen bulletins here and there by well-meaning people serving as his enablers, and stating that people should &#8220;leave him alone&#8221; and he should have a &#8220;Free Pass&#8221; for all the things he does and says given his condition.<\/p>\n<p>Well when you&#8217;re NOT the object of his wrath, verbal abuse, or threats&#8230; that&#8217;s pretty easy to say, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>FUCK THAT. When you think about it, in the next decade or two, *MOST* of the people currently reading this blog will not be here. So looking at the big picture, aren&#8217;t we ALL in the same boat? Doesn&#8217;t that give us ALL the right to be manipulative &amp; verbally abusive pricks too?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin-left: 10px;\" src=\"http:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/images\/posts\/lil_andrew.jpg\" alt=\"You heard it from the horse's mouth, folks\" align=\"right\" \/>Nope.<br \/>\nIn fact&#8230; is there ANY valid excuse to treat people like he does online?<\/p>\n<p>Most of us get online to escape our troubles and have fun, not to have someone bring their crap here and expect us all to stop what we&#8217;re doing and care, or be dumped on because they think they&#8217;re the only ones with problems.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I do care about people. But that&#8217;s reserved for a select few here. But for <strong>Sir Ossis of D&#8217;Liver<\/strong> here, and any other Sickly Sues or Johnny Come Latelys&#8230; please tell us why you&#8217;re so darned special and your troubles are somehow more important than our own and those we care for?<\/p>\n<p>*crickets*<\/p>\n<p>Thought so.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sorry, but I think his &#8220;failing liver&#8221; story is bullshit.<\/strong><br \/>\nI don&#8217;t need proof or evidence. It&#8217;s my opinion and I have every right to it. It&#8217;s just part of his manipulation of vulnerable women and his excuse to be a verbally abusive dipshit and get away with it.<\/p>\n<p>The only way to prove me wrong is for <strong>Androol<\/strong> to kick the bucket, and then I will put out a bulletin saying &#8220;I guess I was wrong. OOPS!&#8221;, and get on with my life.<\/p>\n<p>No, I <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">can&#8217;t<\/span> be nice to him. He gives me the creeps.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p><small>HAHA! Did this guy just issue a rape threat on the internet? WHOAH, not without buying me dinner first, buddy!<br \/>\n[<strong>Sir AnBlew<\/strong> is getting crazier by the second!]<\/small><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/images\/screenshots\/blandrew_rpe.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"320\" \/><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s way to much to get into so let me just borrow my comment from <b>TOY&#8217;s blog<\/b> about this pigfucker&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>You, my friend, take the cake for being the sorriest excuse for a &#8220;man&#8221; that MySpace has seen yet (and we have seen many pathetic men here!). Your blogs are filled with self-serving bullshit to try and convince people you are someone you&#8217;re not, and the fact that you need to post every single private correspondence that comes your way&#8230; just proves you&#8217;re a douchebag.<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nHere&#8217;s what we all get out of your blogs:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>You are self-loathing and insecure.<\/li>\n<li>You project your many, MANY flaws into others, and it looks like you are screaming at your own shadow most of the time. Only your fake profiles agree with you.<\/li>\n<li>Your contempt for women is clear as day, and you have all the earmarks of a self-loathing closet case.<\/li>\n<li>You feel threatened by me&#8230; and you think knocking me down will make you &#8220;king of the mountain&#8221; here. (HAHA! You can have it bud. I&#8217;m nobody special or important here. You care more about popularity than I ever did.)<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re another one of those over-50 y\/o &#8220;man-children&#8221; that run loose on myspace and think you have some sense of entitlement which is typical of your &#8220;me generation&#8221;. Your kind cause everyone headaches and get blocked by everyone who can&#8217;t take your bullshit anymore.<\/li>\n<li>When you can&#8217;t have someone\/something you want&#8230; you try to destroy it so no one else can have it. Real mature there, bud.<\/li>\n<li>You have SERIOUSLY underestimated some of the people you&#8217;ve targeted here.<\/li>\n<li>You are scared and alone. And we can see right through your false bravado.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>You feel betrayed now? Wait till you find out you are just a pawn in a larger game and the people supplying you with info and support show you just how disposable you are once you&#8217;ve been proven of no use.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><strong>Hear that, Andrew?<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the sound of hundreds of people LAUGHING AT YOU. \ud83d\ude00<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/images\/posts\/dead_yet.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yeah I know this one looks a little mean to people unaware of what&#8217;s going on&#8230; but if see his cruel comments all over the place, or talk to people who have gotten threatening emails by him, or spooked enough to take a break: They&#8217;d tell you I went easy on this PSYCHOPATH. He needs to be avoided.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p><strong><b>[BLOCK Andrew M by clicking HERE]<\/b><\/strong><br \/>\n(Link disabled since none of this exists on MySpace anymore)<\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Andrew Mattock, one of the creepiest and most hated people on MySpace. 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