{"id":3,"date":"1998-10-07T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1998-10-07T03:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/soapbox\/?p=3"},"modified":"1998-10-07T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1998-10-07T03:00:00","slug":"schizophenic-websites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/soapbox\/schizophenic-websites\/","title":{"rendered":"Schizophenic Websites"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just don&#8217;t get it&#8230;.<br \/>\nI just finished another nightly surf through the web and stumbled across a few web designer&#8217;s sites.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;and they all refer to themselves in third person plural&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah I admit it. I was guilty of that once. Don&#8217;t let your client know you&#8217;re the only guy in the office. Doesn&#8217;t look professional, right?<\/p>\n<p>Wrong.<\/p>\n<p>Technically, that&#8217;s the first lie to your client, I figure. There&#8217;s a little piece of trust lost right from the get go.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m shooting for honesty here. Technically, Erox Graphix can be referred to as &#8220;we&#8221; or &#8220;us&#8221;, because my wife Carole does handle the finances, gets me a lot of business through word of mouth, and keeps buying me those wee little vivarin pills that keep me going all night long working on websites. I also pull in a lot of freelancers to help me when I&#8217;m swamped. But still, you&#8217;re primarily dealing with sweet lil&#8217; ol&#8217; me for the majority of it.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Anyone out there have a problem with just one guy taking total care of your project?<\/li>\n<li>Making sure it&#8217;s done fast and done right?<\/li>\n<li>Working his butt off to make sure you have the best quality &#038; service in Cybertown? <\/li>\n<p>Well, with the exception of one smart alec way in the back (probably competition), I think we are all ok about it&#8230;.<\/ul>\n<p><b>Anyway back to this guy&#8217;s site&#8230;<\/b><br \/>\nHe even went as far as talking about his &#8220;curteous staff&#8221; taking care of his clients&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>When was his courteous staff going to let him know that &#8220;their&#8221; website has at least two or three spelling errors on almost every page I read??!!???<\/p>\n<p>Yes, even his clients had a few spell-o&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>Now we&#8217;re not talking about some fool on Geocities&#8230;.we&#8217;re talking about a &#8220;.com&#8221; website here&#8230;(Of course I&#8217;m not going to humiliate this designer by giving out his webaddress&#8230;) <\/p>\n<p><!-- BEGIN LINKEXCHANGE SPOOF --> <\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<td><?include(\"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/soapbox\/spoofads\/random.php\");?><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/banner.linkexchange.com\/1\/X539871\/clickbar\" target=\"_top\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"spoofads\/leban.gif\" border=\"0\" width=\"468\" height=\"16\" ismap \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><!-- END LINKEXCHANGE SPOOF --><\/p>\n<p>Another favorite tactic is a reference page which they say &#8220;here are just a <b>few<\/b> of the websites we have designed&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s <u>all<\/u> of the sites they&#8217;ve done. 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