{"id":31,"date":"2001-09-26T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2001-09-26T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/soapbox\/?p=31"},"modified":"2001-09-26T10:00:00","modified_gmt":"2001-09-26T13:00:00","slug":"america-needs-to-laugh-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/soapbox\/america-needs-to-laugh-again\/","title":{"rendered":"America needs to laugh again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously.  It&#8217;s part of the healing process.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;d have to understand my origins to understand me.  I&#8217;m from Brooklyn&#8230; we are world-reknowned for our sick humor at the darkest times.<\/p>\n<p>Growing up in dilapidated house, no male role models to fix things as they broke&#8230; (My friends have been calling the house &#8220;1313 Mockingbird Lane&#8221; since Junior High School).  You had to laugh at it.  When I built a recording studio in my basement, to watch the toughest &#8220;gangstas&#8221; in Brooklyn haul ass, as  sewer rats the size of chihuauhas came out to hear their lyrics&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>That was funny as hell!<\/p>\n<p>There were a lot of hard times there, it was overcrowded, it was hostile and dangerous to be a white person in that neighborhood after a while&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Humor got us through.<\/p>\n<p>Early attempts to make us laugh after the tragedy was <a href=\"http:\/\/photos.yahoo.com\/bc\/oasamas_love_child\/vwp2?.tok=bcBA7v7AXjWKi8xU&#038;.dir=\/Vacations&#038;.dnm=vacation.jpg&#038;.src=\" target=\"offsite\" title=\"A vacation picture on top of the World Trade Center\">pretty bad<\/a>.  Poking fun at the WTC is like making fun of a rape victim (which is never funny, and when you think about it&#8230; that&#8217;s what happened to America on 9\/11).<\/p>\n<p>However&#8230;.<\/p>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/disc.server.com\/discussion.cgi?id=112214&#038;article=5362\" target=\"offsite\" title=\"Times are tough, even with Terrorist organizations\">Al Qaeda announced Thursday that it would lay off 5,000 or more holy warriors.<\/a> &#8211; Fucking hilarious!<\/li>\n<li><b>The Onion<\/b> shows us how it&#8217;s done with its Special Report: &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/onion3734\/\" target=\"offsite\">Holy Fucking Shit! Attack on America<\/a>&#8221; &#8211; American satire at its best&#8230;. CHECK IT OUT!<\/li>\n<p>All links via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\" target=\"offsite\">MetaFilter<\/a>&#8230; which brings me to today&#8217;s Newz &#038; Gossip: <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/metatalk.metafilter.com\/metadetail.mefi\/994\" target=\"offsite\">The end of MetaFilter?<\/a> &#8211; Former &#8220;A-Lister&#8221; and Webby loser <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kottke.org\" target=\"offsite\">Jason Kottke<\/a> and MetaFilter mastermind (and former &#8220;A-lister&#8221;)<a href=\"http:\/\/a.wholelottanothing.org\" target=\"offsite\">Matthew Haughey<\/a> discuss (as we&#8217;re all apparently ignored) how MetaFilter is a &#8220;hassle&#8221;, &#8220;may be scrapped&#8221;, and &#8220;turned into something it wasn&#8217;t meant to be&#8221;&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Uhm&#8230; that would be total domination and worship of the &#8220;A-List&#8221;, wasn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>Matt, boobalah, do you realize what a juggernaut you have created? <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s valuable property&#8230; and if you play your cards right (ie: stop complaining about what a hassle it is to maintain.) You can make a small fortune selling it off with all your hard work and brilliant coding.<\/p>\n<p>Me? I&#8217;m all for the worship of the A-List&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>why? <\/p>\n<p>Because there is a <b>new &#8220;A-List&#8221;<\/b>.  Run by the Axis of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jonsullivan.com\" target=\"offsite\">Jon Sullivan<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ezrael.org\/burning\/\" target=\"offsite\">Matthew Rossi<\/a> (<a href=\"http:\/\/kare.proboards.com\/index.cgi?board=Idiosyncrasy&#038;action=display&#038;num=995600364\" target=\"offsite\" title=\"Jon and Matt confirm they are the new A-List\">as confirmed here<\/a>&#8230;).<\/p>\n<p><b>We MUST worship them!<\/b>  Compelling content and good discussion is what the people want&#8230; Besides, I know these guys.  If I suck up to them enough, <br \/>***I can become an &#8220;A-Lister&#8221;.***  :0)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>I will now proudly resume my role<\/b> and bring you the finest in Newz, Gossip, and Pro-American Propaganda&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Well, maybe&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow I face a judge on various charges for what <a href=\"http:\/\/messages.clubs.yahoo.com\/clubs\/theairduct\/bbs?action=m&#038;tid=theairduct&#038;sid=1600760987&#038;mid=523\" target=\"offsite\" title=\"The Animal Abuse story, the night it happened\">happened over the summer<\/a>&#8230; you all know what happened after that, and obviously this &#8220;Police State&#8221; isn&#8217;t done punishing us. <\/p>\n<p>For what?  For being stranded, and doing the best you can to stay afloat.<\/p>\n<p>Will I do jail time?  Will I face a stiff fine? Or will this Magistrate decide we&#8217;ve been punished enough?<\/p>\n<p>Sentencing is tomorrow morning in Dingman&#8217;s Ferry if you all have nothing better to do.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ctrl-alt-ego.com\" target=\"offsite\">same<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thegardencafe.com\" target=\"offsite\">people<\/a> who had a field day cracking &#8220;Trailer Jokes&#8221; as the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/soapbox\/last.shtml\" target=\"onsite\">Sheriffs locked us out of our home<\/a> last February are going to have a field day with this one&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, at least they&#8217;ll be laughing again.  Laughter is good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously.  It&apos;s part of the healing process.<\/p>\n<p>You&apos;d have to understand my origins to understand me.  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