{"id":59,"date":"2002-03-25T01:03:57","date_gmt":"2002-03-25T04:03:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/soapbox\/?p=59"},"modified":"2011-06-02T11:59:15","modified_gmt":"2011-06-02T15:59:15","slug":"danke-shoen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/soapbox\/danke-shoen\/","title":{"rendered":"Danke Shoen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin-right: 10px; width: 118px; height: auto;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/images\/posts\/wnewton.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Danke Shoeeeeen\" width=\"118\" height=\"150\" align=\"left\" \/><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">TRIVIA QUIZ<\/span>:<\/strong><br \/>\nWho is this guy, and why do I love him so?<\/p>\n<p>I mean, I&#8217;m talking &#8220;I-wanna-have-his-baby&#8221;-kinda love here&#8230;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nWell, you see&#8230; once upon a time <strong>Wayne Newton<\/strong> owned <strong>Tamiment<\/strong>. It&#8217;s more than just a golf course, it brought then\u00e2\u20ac\u201cunknown stars like Imogene Coca, Carol Burnett, Woody Allen, Shelley Berman and Joe Bishop to fame in their theatricals&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>It also has a community nearby, and home to a new generation of celebrities: <strong>The Adorable Brooks Kidz<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right.  You heard it here, folks&#8230; WE FOUND A HOME!!!!!!<br \/>\nA little too close to the April 1st deadline for my taste, but the miraculous happened.<\/p>\n<p>Your good thoughts, prayers, and wishes have been felt across the world, right here in the Poconos.<br \/>\nMost important&#8230; the Powers that Be heard them too.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you all&#8230; and I&#8217;ll see you in a few days.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m &#8220;on hiatus&#8221;.  But not to worry, it&#8217;s the good kind.  :0)<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u201ce\u00e2\u20ac\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wayne Newton saves my family. 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