{"id":82,"date":"2002-12-31T08:12:52","date_gmt":"2002-12-31T11:12:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/soapbox\/?p=82"},"modified":"2005-11-16T20:40:06","modified_gmt":"2005-11-17T01:40:06","slug":"without-me-e-remix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/soapbox\/without-me-e-remix\/","title":{"rendered":"Without me (-e- remix)"},"content":{"rendered":"

* The vote was “Blaze of Glory”, wasn’t it? * so…
\nI feel like kicking off the New Years party a little early.
\nThis onez goin’ out to my homegirl, Mollie<\/a>… and my man, Farid<\/a>….
\nCUZ BROOKLYN’Z IN DA HOUUUUUUUUSE!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n

*Walks to turn tables*<\/p>\n

*ZOOOGA-ZOOGA-ZOOGA-ZOOOGA!!!* <\/a> < ~~ (click the link to play the music!)\n\n\"Erox:[Intro]
\nTwo blogrolling girls<\/a> go round the outside;
\nround the outside, round the outside
\n*scratches*
\nTwo blogrolling girls<\/a> go round the outside;
\nround the outside, round the outside
\n*scratches* <\/p>\n

Guess who’s back <\/a>
\nBack again<\/a>
\n-e- is back
\nTell a friend <\/a>
\nGuess who’s back<\/a>, guess who’s back<\/a>, guess who’s back<\/a>, guess who’s back<\/a> <\/p>\n

guess who’s back<\/a>, guess who’s back<\/a>, guess who’s back<\/a>.. {*Eminem hums*} <\/p>\n

\"...
\n[Verse 1: Eminem]
\nI’ve created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Eric no more
\nThey want -e-, I’m chopped liver (huh?)
\nWell if you want The Enemy, this is what I’ll give ya
\nA little bit of wit<\/a> mixed with some hard coding <\/a>
\nSome MT<\/a> that’ll jump start<\/a> my site loading
\nthan a shock<\/a> when I get shocked at the hospital <\/a>
\nby the doctor<\/a> when I’m not co-operating
\nWhen I’m rockin<\/a> the table while he’s operatin<\/a> (hey!!)
\nYou waited this long, now stop debating <\/p>\n

Cause I’m back<\/a>, I’m on the rag and ovu-lating<\/a>
\nI know that you got a blog Ms. kd<\/a>
\nbut your Surreally<\/a> site is complicating <\/p>\n

So Zeldman’s<\/a> friends won’t let me be
\nor let me be me, so let me see
\nThey try to shut me down on MeFi’s<\/a> screen
\nBut blogland’s boring without me
\nSo, come on and dip, rum on your lips
\nFuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
\nAnd get ready, cause this shit’s about to get cra-zayyy<\/a>
\nI just settled all my lawsuits<\/a>,
\nFUCK YOU, PA! <\/b><\/p>\n

[Chorus: -e-]
\nNow this looks like a job for me
\nSo everybody, just link to me<\/a>
\nCause we need a little, controversy<\/a>
\nCause the web’s so boring without me
\nI said this looks like a job for me
\nSo everybody, just link to me<\/a>
\nCause we need a little, controversy<\/a>
\nCAUSE THE WEB’S SO BORING WITHOUT ME <\/p>\n

\"Marshall,[Verse 2: Eminem]
\nRaizin’ Hellions<\/a>, Miz Kitty’s rebellious<\/a>
\nEmbarrassed their parents still readin’ the<\/a> A<\/a>–List<\/a>
\nThey start feelin like prisoners helpless
\n’til<\/a> someone<\/a> comes<\/a> along<\/a> on a<\/a> mission<\/a> and<\/a> yells<\/a> DICK!!! <\/a><\/p>\n

A visionary, vision of scary <\/a>
\nCould start a revolution<\/a>, pollutin the airwaves<\/a>
\nA rebel<\/a>, so just let me revel and bask<\/a>
\nin the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass {*smak*}
\nAnd it’s a disaster, such a castastrophe
\nfor you to see so damn much of Dawn’s ass<\/a>; you asked for me?
\nWell I’m back<\/a>, na<\/a>–na<\/a>–na<\/a>–na<\/a>–na<\/a>–na<\/a>–na<\/a>–na<\/a>–na<\/a>–na<\/a>
\n{*bzzt*} Fix your damn comments tune it in and then I’m gonna
\nenter in, in the front of your skin like a splinter <\/p>\n

The center of attention<\/a>, back for the winter<\/a>
\n\"Erox:I’m interesting<\/a>, the best thing<\/a> since ranting<\/a>
\nWhat’s brewin’?<\/a> ‘Round the bend<\/a>, panting
\n{*bzzt*} Testing, attention please
\nFeel the tension, soon as someone mentions SLEAZE<\/a>
\nHere’s my ten cents, my two cents is free
\nTRACKBACK, PINGBACK? YOU SENT FOR ME? <\/p>\n

[Chorus: Obie]
\nNow this looks like a job for me
\nSo everybody, just link to me<\/a>
\nCause we need a little, controversy<\/a>
\nCause the web’s so boring without me
\nI said this looks like a job for me
\nSo everybody, just link to me<\/a>
\nCause we need a little, controversy<\/a>
\nCAUSE THE WEB’S SO BORING WITHOUT ME <\/p>\n

\"Up,[Verse 3: Dre]
\nA-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
\nanybody who’s talkin this shit, that shit
\nWil Wheaton<\/a>, you’re due for a beat-in’<\/a>
\nworse than them little MeFi<\/a> cretins
\nAnd Godzilla? You can get stomped by Davezilla<\/a>
\nYou 90-year-old slant-eyed sil-ly sill-az!
\nYou don’t know me, you’re too old, we resist
\nIt’s over, nobody listens to your cease-and-desist<\/a>
\nNow let’s go, let’s see the results<\/a>
\nI’ll be there with a whole list full of new insults
\nI been dope, a linkwhore with a keyboard
\nyou even stare as I polish my new sword {*knife slices*}
\nBut sometimes the shit just seems
\neverybody only wants to discuss me
\nSo this must mean I’m dis-gus-ting
\nBut it’s just me, I’m just obscene <\/p>\n

No I’m not the first king of controversy
\nI am the worst thing since reading Hoopty<\/a>
\nto do mad blogging so skill-fully
\nand used it to make people ill for me
\n(Hey!!) There’s a concept that works
\nTwenty million other blog-gy bloggers emerge
\nBut no matter how many fish in the sea<\/a>
\nIT WOULD BE SO BORING WITHOUT ME!<\/p>\n

\"Courtesy<\/a>[Chorus: Eminem, -e-, Obie, & Dre]
\nNow this looks like a job for me
\nSo everybody, just link to me<\/a>
\nCause we need a little, controversy<\/a>
\nCause the web’s so boring without me
\nI said this looks like a job for me
\nSo everybody, just link to me<\/a>
\nCause we need a little, controversy<\/a>
\nCAUSE THE WEB’S SO BORING WITHOUT ME <\/p>\n

{*Eminem sings this twice:
\n“Chem<\/a>–hie<\/a>–la<\/a>–la<\/a>–la<\/a>, la<\/a>–la<\/a>–la<\/a>–la<\/a>–la<\/a> <\/p>\n

La<\/a>–la<\/a>–la<\/a>–la<\/a>–la<\/a>, la<\/a>–la<\/a>–la<\/a>–la<\/a>“*} <\/p>\n

[Eminem] Kids!<\/p>\n

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
\nHAPPY NEW YEAR, Y’ALL!!!!<\/b>
\nLove,
\n-e-
\n*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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