Bloggies, bloggers, egos, and a big-ass glass of alka seltzer.

Daily Affirmations:

  • I am sick of awards and egos
  • I am sick of bloggers and their petty insecurities
  • I am sick of bloggers who think ONLY of themselves and then whine about why no one thinks of them

*OMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
Ahhh… a moment of zen. The delicate balance of the universe has been restored.

A brief history of the Bloggies (and then I’m done with the Bloggies forever. I’ve had it.)

  • 2001 – “A-Listers” dominate the nominations. Described as a “Pyra Love Fest” – Those not nominated scream “Foul”, “Elitism”, and “fix”.
  • 2002 – “Z-Listers” find a way to equalize the nomination process by “Block Voting”. Z-Listers and Surreally sites make it in. Wil Wheaton creams everyone in the votes. Everyone screams “Foul”, “Elitism”, and “fix”.
  • 2003 – Yours Truly Tries to recreate the magic of last year, knowing DAMN WELL there’s cheating all over, successfully helps his friends up on the board, with a fool proof plan to equalize the voting – Those not nominated scream……Well, three fucking guesses what they scream. The first two don’t count.

You can’t please everyone… so what is the answer???
We all have our different circles of friends… we have very under-rated bloggers who deserve a pat on the back for all their hard work.

Dawn Olsen is thinking of a new awards program. Learning FROM the mistakes of the Bloggies, and ensuring that those who deserve it will win it. She needs help and suggestions.

Faith has just completed her first round of the “Undisturbed awards“… of which, I just won this… SMOKING the competition:

2002 - Most likely to be seen on COPSThe Anti-Bloggies – will be back in business March first. As always, I wish to take the opportunity to rub mine in everyone’s face:

My Blorgi still remains my most treasured award, as it was given by a dear friend, FROM the heart.

As is my Haldol Hop Award FROM the Crazy One (which I, uhm, lost while moving around so much… sorry.)

So what is the answer? What kind of awards would YOU like to see?
Here is my official stance on awards and accolades. What’s yours?

This is how you will vote (or else)

*Checks cupboard*
Dammit to hell… I’M FRESH OUT OF ENEMIES!!!!
I hate when that happens. Maybe I’ll run over to Kat’s or Michele’s and ask to borrow a cup of thiers.

*// UPDATE: The world has gone NUTS!!!! This post was partially drafted before the Bloggies fell apart (again. for the third time in three years.). //*

In the immortal words of Denzel Washington: “Ok, EXPLAIN this to me like I’m a four year old…

From where I stand… I see a lot of sour grapes. And misconception as to the point of the Bloggies.

When, exactly, did the Bloggies become…. serious?
Continue reading “This is how you will vote (or else)”

Roe -vs- Wade: 30 Years later

I haven’t surfed any sites today, and I doubt I’ll have the time until I get home… but I really hope there will be lots of discussion about the 30th Anniversary of Roe -vs- Wade today.

Personally, I have always been amazed that it was even a controversy.

The main opponents of abortion are usually people that can’t get pregnant, mostly men, older religious women… and you know, the Pope.

These are people that can’t *possibly* understand the prospect of facing an 18-to-life sentence of a responsibility they *KNOW* they’re not ready for. Or living with the monument of the day you were raped by a relative or a total stranger…

These are people who *clearly* can’t put themselves in other people’s shoes; people that *don’t want* to understand… so how can they have a say in what should or shouldn’t be done?

It’s very easy to make a snap decision based on a hypothetical question isn’t it? When lives aren’t hanging in the balance, and forever changed in either direction, with no consequences whatsoever… you can spew out a “yea” or “nay” with little or no problem.

I think H. Ross Perot put it best when asked by reporters on his views:

“Bah, that’s a women’s issue… next question.”

Here’s how *I’VE* always seen it. I’m a guy. I can’t get pregnant, nor will I ever have to endure labor. I don’t have a say in this issue. I say, let only the people who are directly affected by Roe -vs- Wade voice their opinions, and you’ll see that there *really is* no controversy after all.

  • “Women that use abortion as a means of birth control”
    • Do you *really* want to see someone so irresponsible, that they can’t even think of birth control during sex, to be in charge of another human life?

  • “Funny how all the people who are for abortion are alive today”
    • So are all the people who commit suicide, and scream “I never asked to be born”. Your point?

  • “There’s always adoption”
    • Yes, let’s force a woman who doesn’t want to be pregnant to put a year of her life on hold, go through 40 weeks of physical, hormonal, and emotional changes to give birth to a child, hand it over to a system that will forget about them, and we’ll probably read about this child’s partially-decomposing corpse being found in a dumpster or landfill somewhere… society has enough unwanted children.Or perhaps, you’d like to put your money where your mouth is, and have this fetus transferred to *your* uterus, and you can enjoy all of the above. Wanna give it a spin? You’d be amazed what modern science can do these days.

  • “All human life is precious”
    • Oh, PUH-LEEZ… get in the real world, you! People that blow up abortion clinics and/or kill the doctors involved say that all the time. (Hypocrisy, anyone?). Exactly *where* is life precious? We’re human beings, the only species on the planet that kills our own for the stupidest reasons. And if we don’t do it with war, crime, and terrorism, we can always count on starvation, AIDS, Ebola, and natural disasters to finish the job. There’s six and a half billion of us… and none of us are worth a damn in the grand scheme of things. Think about it.

  • “I’m against abortion. I’ll only make an exception in a case of rape or incest.”
    • If you can think of at least ONE reason for an abortion, wouldn’t it make perfect sense for it so stay safe and legal? Haven’t these people suffered enough without HAVING to provide some form of solid evidence that they are victims? Given the current statistics of convictions, and the fact that most of these cases go unreported… I somehow doubt these people taking such a stance are just going to “take your word for it”, are they?

  • “The story of Jesus Christ was much like a ‘surprise’ pregnancy. What if Mary had aborted him?”
    • Uhm, Ladies? If you find yourself pregnant, you know your husband isn’t the father, and the Archangel Gabriel shows up to give you the rundown on how your child is the Messiah, gonna save the world, and all that stuff…… can I trust you guys to do the right thing, and *not* abort our Saviour? Pretty please?

Is there a lawyer in the house? How about a detective???

Goddammit!!! Zeldman ripped me off again!

On a serious note, does *anybody* know the whereabouts of Webmistess Jo?
That used to be her schtick… she had this running gag that Zeldman kept stealing all her ideas, FROM the orange page to the verdana font. :0)

I dunno, I’ve been thinking about her a lot since Matt mentioned her on Deborah’s site a few weeks back. Not to mention I’ve been re-doing my old SoApBoX rant FROM 2000 called “Shut the f*ck up – Death to weblogs“, and I mentioned her in it. (She was my partner in crime, making sure to spread the word about that rant and offend as many bloggers as possible. One of whom, happened to be Matt…. NEENER! NEENER!!!).

Besides working with Matt in the now defunct Libris ex Machina, she was also very active in helping launch Glenn Davis’ Astounding Websites, and it’s offspring Big Dave’s Fathom5

I’m right now composing links for the upcoming font site, and hoping I’d run INTO her somewhere, as she was really INTO fonts. (Even her Women’s Font Collective is gone. Damn.)

She was the bestest.
One of the old gang FROM Metafilter.
I miss her.
$5.00 reward for any information to her whereabouts.

Are we happy campers yet?

There. I think the site is not only cross-browser compatible now, but liquid in resolution as well (Except for 600×400… come on dudes, it’s the 21st Century!).

I plead “laziness”, to be honest with you. Faith has been on my case about this for a while now (and she’s right, and she knows I know better)… but I never had the time. I just slapped this together, using one of Deb’s templates, and that was that.

In a professional gig, yes, I’ll spend the next week or so running cross-browser compatibility & resolution checks, make acceptable sacrifices to the overall design… but a personal weblog? Hell, I’ll never take that seriously.

No, I would never tell someone to change their browser. I’ve always believed it’s the designer’s job to make the site work for the viewer, not the other way around.

Happy Birthday Dr. King

0120dmlk.jpg “… I refuse to accept the view that mankind is so tragically bound to the starless midnight of racism and war that the bright daybreak of peace and brotherhood can never become reality. I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word…”

– Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. –

See? I remembered *somebody’s* birthday this week. Maybe I’m not so senile after all. 😛

Comment Permalinks in MT

I just added permalinks to the comments.

There’s a bunch of tutorials out there, but I forgot to bookmark them, so, like an idiot, I had to do it FROM scratch.

Here’s what I did:
In your Comment Listing Template

  • First you need to make an Anchor for each comment entry. Find where it says:<$MTCommentBody$>

    And change it to:
    <a name=”<$MTCommentID pad=”1″$>”></a>
    <$MTCommentBody$>

  • Next, make the permalink. For the sake of argument, I put it at the end of the comment, after the date (<$MTCommentDate$>). You can put it anywhere you want. The code for the permalink is:<a href=”<$MTCGIPath$>mt-comments.cgi?entry_id=<$MTEntryID$>#<$MTCommentID pad=”1″$>”>Link</a>
  • So there…

    While we all slept…

    … a couple of hotties in blogland made a few moves.

    Jewdez made the jump FROM Geocities to www.jewdez.com – [blogroll Jewdez!]

    Tammie came back for 2003 (like she promised) with a brand new blog: My Little Ones – [blogroll Tammie!]

    Batgrl (whom I’ve targeted for “stalk a blogger weekend”) has finally put me in CHECK mate and countered with a post that I *HAVE* to agree with & wish I can continue the discussion here… just go there… NOW! [blogroll Batgrl!]

    *goes back to the lab rebuilding his 5-year legacy on the web*

    DOH!!!!

    You people made Nico Cry!!! You forgot it was his birthday yesterday!!!

    How could you???

    Well, um… I forgot too.
    And it seems his brother isn’t too sure of his age. So, uhm, Happy belated birthday?

    Two words: BIRTHDAY ALARM, PEOPLE!!!!! DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!

    Yes. I know that was five or six.
    Don’t fuck with me today.
    ***// Edited 7:33 PM //*******************
    Since I am a sucky excuse for a human being, much less a friend…
    I offer this lame-o Belated birthday gift, since I know he loves cats so much…
    I re-present (for a limited time): MY CAT, PUDDY
    ***// End Edit //*******************

    Stalk a Blogger weekend continues…

    You know…
    It’s not that I MEAN to pick on the adorable & nefarious Batgrl this weekend, but this one just fell INTO my lap!

    While we all feel the sorrow of the “Mysterious One” with her sad story of the death of the Legendary Pancake Bunny…

    I counter it with this…
    “Woman kept at bay by ferocious rabbits”

    I just had to fix the archives of this story by request of about 175 online readers. Some programming error happened and the story didn’t print.

    I really gotta read my own paper more often.

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