THE REAL JOHN KERRY CONCESSION SPEECH
I don’t know how long this guy will keep this post up after I called him/her a fucking thief in a Yahoo club this evening. Sure it was funny. I laughed almost as hard as when I read the same thing on Fanatical Apathy on November 3rd.
Let’s compare shall we?
From Scorpius’s [sic] Blog:
“THE REAL JOHN KERRY CONCESSION SPEECH
Or at least, what should have been…My fellow Americans, the people of this nation have spoken, and spoken with a clear voice. So I am here to offer my concession.
I concede that I overestimated the intelligence of the American people. Though the people disagree with the President on almost every issue, you saw fit to vote for him. I never saw that coming. That’s really special. And I mean “special” in the sense that we use it to describe those kids who ride the short school bus and find ways to injure themselves while eating pudding with rubber spoons; that kind of special.”
And FROM Fanatical Apathy:
“[Former candidate Felber, flanked by his family and supporters, steps up to the podium in the bright autumn sunlight. Cheers and applause are heard.]
My fellow Americans, the people of this nation have spoken, and spoken with a clear voice. So I am here to offer my concession. [Boos, groans, rending of garments]
I concede that I overestimated the intelligence of the American people. Though the people disagree with the President on almost every issue, you saw fit to vote for him. I never saw that coming. That’s really special. And I mean “special” in the sense that we use it to describe those kids who ride the short school bus and find ways to injure themselves while eating pudding with rubber spoons. That kind of special.”
I know, I know… candidate Felber, candidate Kerry. It *could* be two completely different word-for-word posts, and that’s what makes the difference…
… pigs *could* fly too, if you use just the right catapult.
The big difference is Adam Felber is a professional comedian, and who knows who else this Scorpius hack has ripped off and was stupid enough to advertise it all over a Yahoo Group.
Furthermore, why the hell is someone STILL going on about Kerry and the elections anyway? We tried. He lost. Get over it already.
What a dumbass.
UPDATE: Gee… upon further investigation, I hope Adam Felber is collecting royalties FROM everyone including the Democrats.Com blog
UPDATE II: Not 15 minutes after I mentioned the Democrats.Com blog had the same rip-off post and pinged them… suddently I’m getting an “access denied” message FROM their page linked above. (too bad there’s still a Google cache of the page.) No email. No comment. No explaination. Not even an “Oopsie, our bad!”.
What are they trying to prove, except the fact that site is run by a pack of assholes who can’t own up to a mistake they’ve had up for 20 days? Yeesh.
Right wingers all hate me…
Left wingers are all looney plagiarists…
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you….
(Yes, I ripped off the Steve Miller band… SUE ME!)
