Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom
- #whenihadaMyspace I used to laugh at the pathetic “people collectors” as if a zillion friends meant something (oh btw, follow me on Twitter) #
- Man, I wanna get drunk tonite, but I hate the taste of alcohol. Everything in the cabinet smells like lighter fluid. #
- So Obama Girl, @Amberettinger is now “Gadget Girl”? http://t.co/GNy0xt5 Good 2 know… i get tons of search engine hits from her. 😀 #
- #smallbutpowerful – FINALLY! My dick is trending on Twitter. 😀 #
- If I am a disappointment to someone, it’s clear that their standards just aren’t low enough to be around me. #
- I am busy writing a book on how to write a book about writing. #
- Friendly Reminder: The Log from Blammo! makes a great Father’s Day Gift… (hint! hint) http://t.co/shcETAV #
- Dear Today: You kicked my ass good. Congratz. I demand a rematch. Luv, -=e=- #
- So guys actually make up these “heroic professions” to impress chicks on the internet? I just heard about this at today’s CIA debriefing. #
- played a song Rolling In The Deep by ADELE on @myspace http://lnk.ms/GCVyB #
- played a song Blow by Kesha on @myspace http://lnk.ms/GjN93 #
- played a song Sure Thing by Miguel on @myspace http://lnk.ms/Jc7Xc #
- Is it Friday and time to party yet? http://t.co/A83KZbh #
- So a priest, rabbi and a horse walk into a bar… the bartender says ‘WHAT THE HELL? IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE?’ #
- Membership has its privileges. Long live the @StateofMANtana http://twitpic.com/5d4bfu #
- Membership has its privileges. Long live the Great @StateofMANtana http://twitpic.com/5d4x4f #
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