Weekend Surf Picks

  • Astounding Websites – Plenty of great sites to check out. My fave: Little Lea. her portfolio and presentation are awesome!!!
  • Voices of Unreason will be redesigned on the fly… live on the internet Saturday. July 15th starting at 12PM (Pacific Standard Time/3PM Eastern….the rest of you FIGURE OUT YOUR OWN TIME ZONE!!!!).

Help Malki get laid!
Visit his website… with a certain amount of hits from his site to CrapTV, they’ll sponsor him to get laid. And if he hits a certain amount of hits, his classmates will sleep with him. Help the kid out willya???? I’m sure he’d do it for you!
(Via that cute, redheaded Erica chick )

New List….(via Ken Price)

Hopefully this one wont get me in as much trouble as the last one… :0)

Top 10 Signs That Your Child Is Too Old For Breastfeeding:
10. He can open your blouse by himself, with one hand.

9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.
8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.
7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.
6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.
5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.
4. After each feeding, he has a smoke.
3. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.
2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to “Dueling Banjos.”
1. Beard abrasions on areola.

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