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</html><description>Well, not to brag, but I am quite the fact checker myself. I have uncovered new evidence his claim to be attacked every election year is NOT staged. In fact, Phil Parlock gets attacked almost every day for one thing or another. People just don't like him... and he seems to be everywhere:</description><thumbnail_url>http://www.ericbrooks.com/images/posts/parlock-thumb.jpg</thumbnail_url></oembed>
