{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"WHUZZUP!","provider_url":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup","author_name":"Eric Brooks","author_url":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/author\/eric-brooks\/","title":"Help Wanted: Straight man for comedy routines - WHUZZUP!","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"Md0UU3NnLa\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/help-wanted-straight-man-for-comedy-routines\/\">Help Wanted: Straight man for comedy routines<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/help-wanted-straight-man-for-comedy-routines\/embed\/#?secret=Md0UU3NnLa\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Help Wanted: Straight man for comedy routines&#8221; &#8212; WHUZZUP!\" data-secret=\"Md0UU3NnLa\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","description":"... well the &apos;straight man&apos; can be gay, too. Just don't look for me to share the same hotel room when we go on tour. (I'm homophobic on Tuesdays and Saturdays... rest of the week, I'm okay up until the third &apos;Racist Friday&apos; of the month.... then there's the half hour of &apos;religious piety&apos; and 15.2 seconds of &apos;political correctness&apos; each second month...)"}