{"id":1011,"date":"2005-12-04T18:41:09","date_gmt":"2005-12-04T22:41:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=1011"},"modified":"2011-06-05T19:57:32","modified_gmt":"2011-06-06T00:57:32","slug":"the-ultimate-spokesmodel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/the-ultimate-spokesmodel\/","title":{"rendered":"The Ultimate Super Model"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin-right: 10px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/images\/design\/tn_problemadults.jpg\" border=\"1\" alt=\"Problem Adults\" align=\"left\" \/> Well, unless you have been living under a rock since May, you know that Problem Adults\u00a0 is the place to be! Anyone who&#8217;s ANYONE is there (or been kicked out for one reason or another&#8230; we&#8217;re kinda picky and sorta snobby, you know.).<\/p>\n<p>I said I wanted to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/soapbox\/did-we-outgrow-the-z-list\/\" target=\"offsite\">bring back the Z-List<\/a>, and I like to think I  did, only bigger and badder. This time catering to more than just bloggers, we got designers, webhosts, 3d artists, famous rockstars, movie stars and more!<\/p>\n<p>Plus a state-of-the-art arcade and chat rooms!<\/p>\n<p>The Mighty ~T~ has been keeping everything running, the lovely and talented Raven and myself working on the &#8220;HOLI-DAZE&#8221; Christmas layout, Kate the Head Elf taking requests for letters from the North Pole, and well, MissD making the chat rooms sizzle, and Jeanna is just plain HOT!<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re more than just a message board&#8230; we one big dysfunctional cyber-family!<\/p>\n<p>So, speaking of the &#8220;HOLI-DAZE&#8221; layout, it needed some extra OOMPH. So I recruited my lovely cyber-sidekick and this site&#8217;s spokesmodel, <strong>Randi<\/strong> into the mix. 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