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Live, from my guestbook<\/a>, I am pleased to introduce…<\/p>\n

\n

Liquid ASS!!!
\n\"Holy<\/a><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n

A must in all gOdOfMiScHiEf arsenals is the ability to clear out a room… and this stuff reportedly STANKS even inside the bottle!!!!<\/p>\n

\n

Prank on the Future In-Laws reported 09 March 2006<\/span>“As soon as I received this stuff I was giddy, almost too giddy. So the first place I wanted to try it out? — my girlfriend’s house, since her parents have dealt an enormous amount of hell for her the past year for living at home for free, I thought it would be a perfect place to unleash my Liquid Ass fury. I didn’t put that much on — I sprayed just like you guys said — in a sweeping motion.<\/span><\/p>\n

Man, that house smelled like ASS! It was the funniest thing i’ve ever experienced in my entire life. Her mom was asking everyone to check their shoes, and was getting into a fight with her dad saying he must have drug in dog shit. I swear, not laughing was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do.<\/span><\/p>\n

Your product is the greatest thing ever created.
\n– Ken Donaberger”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

GET YOURS TODAY!!!!!<\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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