{"id":1098,"date":"2006-10-20T16:44:25","date_gmt":"2006-10-20T20:44:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=1098"},"modified":"2011-06-05T21:48:16","modified_gmt":"2011-06-06T02:48:16","slug":"yo-where-my-bitches-at","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/yo-where-my-bitches-at\/","title":{"rendered":"Yo, where my bitches at?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image1097\" style=\"margin-left: 5px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/images\/posts\/2006\/10\/pimpmcdaddy.gif\" alt=\"Pimp McDaddy\" align=\"right\" \/>Finally an idea whose time has come!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Comes with alarms and a GPS system.\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.trendhunter.com\/trends\/high-heeled-shoes-with-gps-for-prostitutes\/\" target=\"offsite\"><strong>High-Heeled Shoes with GPS for Prostitutes<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No more worrying where your ho&#8217;s be at. 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