{"id":1100,"date":"2006-11-02T14:21:05","date_gmt":"2006-11-02T18:21:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=1100"},"modified":"2011-06-05T21:53:42","modified_gmt":"2011-06-06T02:53:42","slug":"john-kerry-blows-it-again-republicans-win","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/john-kerry-blows-it-again-republicans-win\/","title":{"rendered":"John Kerry blows it (again) Republicans WIN!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nah. Not really.<\/p>\n<p>It just proves Kerry still sucks at cracking jokes.<br \/>\nWell, Kerry just plain sucks if you want me to be more specific.<\/p>\n<p>What was supposed to be a crack at the &#8220;Commander-in-Chimp&#8221; (who has an entire WEBSITE dedicated to his verbal misfirings)&#8230; well FrankenKerry fucked the whole delivery of the joke up. What do you expect from a guy who blew 2004? Move on Democrats.<\/p>\n<p>Jon Stewart is relieved to know his job is still safe. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image1099\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/images\/posts\/irak.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"See? Soldurs R not dum! They got a good edyacashen!\" width=\"400\" height=\"199\" \/><br \/>\n<span class=\"fineprint\">As reported in this morning&#8217;s NY Post, the National Guard in Minnesota shows us<br \/>\nthe troops have a great sense of humor&#8230; God Bless &#8217;em. HAW! HAW!!! \ud83d\ude00<\/span><\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Does this really change anything with the Mark Foley scandal (giving &#8220;No Child Left Behind&#8221; a WHOLE NEW meaning.)? The Grand Ol&#8217; Pedophiles? Rush Limbaugh attacking someone afflicted with Parkinsons? Ann Coulter attacking 9\/11 widows? Osama still on the loose? The mismanagement of the War in Iraq, the fucked up economy and the trick of lowering gas prices to make us vote Republican?<\/p>\n<p>Nah&#8230; I&#8217;m still voting Democrat straight down the board on Nov 7th. I&#8217;ve had enough with these bozos. How about you?<br \/>\nLike the Rude Pundit said: &#8220;Why vote against Republicans? Because FUCK THEM&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;m still filling up my gas tank&#8230; because you <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">know<\/span> the day after election day the gas prices will skyrocket again. EEP!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nah. Not really. It just proves Kerry still sucks at cracking jokes. 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