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- Problem Adults got a STORE now!<\/strong> Buy all sorts of twisted gear for all your Problem Adults needs. (And don’t forget to pick up our Hot Steamy Calendar<\/strong> available next week.)
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\n<\/strong><\/li>\n- Still have room for more friends on my Official MySpace Page<\/a><\/strong>…. ADD ME.
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\n<\/strong><\/li>\n- Feeling the need to kick the shit out of some ignorant people<\/strong>… check out my latest rant: “An Inconvenient Pack of Morons<\/a>” in my SoApBoX section.<\/li>\n
- And remember… I’m running for President<\/strong>. (And I did NOT have sexual relations with my half-sister<\/strong>!!!) \ud83d\ude00<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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