{"id":1134,"date":"2007-04-24T17:21:25","date_gmt":"2007-04-24T21:21:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/how-much-is-that-decoy-in-the-window\/"},"modified":"2011-06-05T23:11:06","modified_gmt":"2011-06-06T04:11:06","slug":"how-much-is-that-decoy-in-the-window","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/how-much-is-that-decoy-in-the-window\/","title":{"rendered":"How much is that decoy in the window?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have nothing against hunters. But I think “drunken hunter mishaps” are the funniest!<\/p>\n

Oh deer! Tipsy hunter bags ranger\u2019s decoy<\/strong>
\nLast autumn rangers in Delaware Water Gap National Recreation area were running a deer decoy operation near the cemetery along Zion Church Road in the southern end of the park when a man drove up in a pickup truck, stopped in the middle of the road, and shot at the ranger\u2019s decoy white-tail deer from inside the vehicle. He was charged with illegal hunting, driving on a suspended license, and open beers. He had a 075% blood alcohol level. Oh, and he missed the decoy deer.<\/div>\n

For more great stories about the Poconos, come check out Monroe Messenger<\/strong>, by one of the Pocono Record’s finest reporters (ever!), William Doolittle<\/strong>. (And welcome him to the blogging neighborhood!) \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have nothing against hunters. But I think “drunken hunter mishaps” are the funniest! For more great stories about the Poconos, come check out Monroe Messenger, by one of the Pocono Record’s finest reporters (ever!), William Doolittle. 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