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From TrendHunter.com – Viral Humor and Comedy<\/em> –Spoof Apple Gadgets – The iMac Shuffle Nixes the Screen in Favor of Sleek Aluminum<\/a>:<\/p>\n

“<\/span> (TrendHunter.com) The newest iMac release from Apple is the lightest, simplest and sexiest yet. To create the most unnecessarily lightweight, durable desktop known to man, the Apple iMac Shuffle is cast with a solid aluminum?”<\/span><\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(TrendHunter.com) The newest iMac release from Apple is the lightest, simplest and sexiest yet. 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