{"id":193,"date":"2000-07-21T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2000-07-21T03:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=193"},"modified":"2011-06-02T18:26:09","modified_gmt":"2011-06-02T23:26:09","slug":"something-about-faith","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/something-about-faith\/","title":{"rendered":"Something About Faith&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes Matt,     add me to the list of people who consider you a <strong>DAMN FOOL<\/strong> for turning     down <strong>Damnbaby Diva&#8217;s<\/strong> marriage proposal. (For those of you who missed <strong>Pete     Milan&#8217;s<\/strong> brilliant reasoning on this; a &#8220;<strong>Damnbaby<\/strong>&#8221;     is a woman who will walk past your average, living, breathing male, and the     first words that come out of his mouth are &#8220;<strong>DAAAAAAMN, BAY-BEE!<\/strong>&#8220;.).     <strong>Which is now triggering men to &#8220;pop out of the woodwork&#8221;<\/strong> (subtle Freudian\/Jung pun intended) and profess their lust for <strong>Faith<\/strong>.     Question is: What the hell did I write to give everyone the impression that     I was one of them? Sure she&#8217;s witty, intelligent, probably rich and a redhead     (which so happens to be the top of the female food chain)&#8230; but I made a     little harmless comment about the young lady sleeping in her underwear, that&#8217;s     all. <strong>Even Carole grilled me for fucking hours over that one.<\/strong> I&#8217;m a     flirt, not a cheat&#8230;big difference! To add insult to injury, &#8220;my pal&#8221;     then diverts his obvious hornbag surges towards her, and throws ME in the     hot seat! How fucking immature can you get???? Did I mention <strong>Graham Freeman&#8217;s<\/strong> DEFINITELY got a thing for Faith? Read the back entries (if you can) on <strong>Virulent     Memes<\/strong>. Come on Graham&#8230;how transparent can you get???? Like you     really had a <strong>bone<\/strong> to pick with the Divas&#8230;She is kinda cute, ain&#8217;t     she?<strong>Don&#8217;t be shy, Matt&#8230;<\/strong> you know you want her&#8230;Besides, I&#8217;m just     dyyyyyying to give that &#8220;Singing\/Talking Bass&#8221; to someone as a wedding     gift&#8230;. :0)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes Matt, add me to the list of people who consider you a DAMN FOOL for turning down Damnbaby Diva&#8217;s marriage proposal&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-stuff"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Something About Faith... - WHUZZUP!<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/something-about-faith\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Something About Faith... - 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