{"id":199,"date":"2000-07-27T00:00:01","date_gmt":"2000-07-27T03:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=199"},"modified":"2011-06-02T18:30:21","modified_gmt":"2011-06-02T23:30:21","slug":"when-will-he-ever-learn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/when-will-he-ever-learn\/","title":{"rendered":"When will he ever learn&#8230;.?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin-right: 10px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/images\/posts\/jackass.gif\" alt=\"Here's one Miz Kitty forgot to do... :0)\" width=\"200\" height=\"214\" align=\"left\" \/><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #cc0000;\">Note<\/span><\/span>: Yes I have noticed he has since corrected it. But due     to the flood of email I got, and since I worked so hard on this comedy bit&#8230;     you can&#8217;t seriously expect me to be mature and just &#8220;drop it&#8221; now     do ya?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>SITE     NEWS: [7\/27\/00] &#8230; Also, if you&#8217;ve recently submitted your site for inclusion     in i2k, it may be one of the sites under serious consideration right now&#8230;     soon, I will be contacting those accepted (and don&#8217;t hold your breath, E.B.     :=] )&#8230;<\/strong> &#8221;<\/p>\n<hr size=\"1\" \/>\nWho&#8217;s &#8220;E.B.&#8221;????<br \/>\nWho on earth could he be talking about????<br \/>\nI did a quick search on CoolStop for anyone with the initials &#8220;E.B.&#8221;,     and here&#8217;s what I got:<\/p>\n<map name=\"MicrosoftOfficeMap0\">\n<area title=\"Pixie-like Erika Brooks\" shape=\"Rect\" coords=\"239, 40, 359, 181\" href=\"\/brookskidz\/erikagraphix.html\" target=\"onsite\" \/>\n<area title=\"Yes, moron...there IS an Easter Bunny!\" shape=\"Rect\" coords=\"121, 40, 240, 181\" href=\"\/ecards\/ep.php\" target=\"onsite\" \/>\n<area title=\"The almost-Messianic Eric Brooks\" shape=\"Rect\" coords=\"0, 40, 121, 181\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/\" target=\"onsite\" \/><\/map>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"_x0000_i1033\" usemap=\"#MicrosoftOfficeMap0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/images\/posts\/suspects.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"182\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Well, let&#8217;s see&#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Eric     Brooks<\/span> &#8211; <\/strong>Naah&#8230;. couldn&#8217;t be him. Too Christ-like and saintly<\/p>\n<p><strong>The     Easter Bunny<\/strong> &#8211; I personally don&#8217;t think fucking with a 6-foot rabbit     is particularly wise. He&#8217;s the <strong>Easter Bunny<\/strong>, for cripes sake!!!! What     does he care about this petty-ass crap????<\/p>\n<p><strong>Erika     Brooks<\/strong> &#8211; Could it be that Joe Jenett thinks he can attack my kids     now, since he&#8217;s so far below my radar screen these days???? For his sake,     I hope not.<\/p>\n<p>What does Erika think? Erika is too busy teaming     up with <strong>Fiona     Elise Brown<\/strong> talking back &amp; forth on cellphones, contracted to     redesign a major corporate site in NYC. (Considering their talents, and similar     medical histories&#8230; they&#8217;re gonna make a killer team!). Erika has more talent     in her little pixie pinky, than me &amp; Joe combined. She seriously can&#8217;t     be bothered with daddy&#8217;s silly little feuds&#8230; <strong>she&#8217;s out to make MONEY!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So, I guess he was talking about another &#8220;E.B.&#8221;,<br \/>\nso never mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note: Yes I have noticed he has since corrected it. 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