{"id":207,"date":"2000-08-05T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2000-08-05T03:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=207"},"modified":"2011-06-02T18:49:09","modified_gmt":"2011-06-02T23:49:09","slug":"attention-you-boneheads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/attention-you-boneheads\/","title":{"rendered":"Attention, you Boneheads!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

The entry below… was a SPOOF…a LAMPOON! (Gawd even close friends were concerned and wrote!) Yet more proof that hard-biting satire is a genetic trait with the Tribe called Brooks<\/strong>. That *was* Erika & Ashley (misspellings and all, drove me nuts!). I’m sure the fact that a nine and a seven year old being able to blog more interestingly than many of you, is probably making you feel pretty darn bad about yourselves right about now….<\/p>\n

It should. You truly suck.<\/p>\n

In fact, 99% of what you read here is pure satire<\/strong> (Yes, Carole & I were on Ricki Lake in ’94, and we *really* think Susan<\/strong> Rocks!…not to mention she’s a hottie…)… perhaps some of you take offense when it’s directed at you because you see a bit of stinging truth that you’d rather not face. I know I can take a look inside and laugh at myself… why can’t you all???? A war recently started over a fucking joke I did… I still can’t believe that happened… ya pompous morons!<\/p>\n

If you are looking for Pearls of Wisdom in a more direct, serious fashion, I suggest<\/p>\n

Lucid Confusion<\/strong>, particularly his pieces on not taking life too seriously<\/strong> and using the web as therapy<\/strong> (it’s a cold cruel web, kiddies!). Jeff doesn’t pull punches, and he tells it like it is.<\/p>\n

Of course this is the same man who said<\/strong>: “Went to a wake for an in-law. Suddenly you realize, wow she’s got great legs”<\/p>\n

Well… nobody’s perfect.
\nAnd hey, that just means more living, breathing women for me! :0)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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