{"id":2904,"date":"2009-11-23T18:00:02","date_gmt":"2009-11-23T23:00:02","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-06-06T09:05:21","modified_gmt":"2011-06-06T14:05:21","slug":"goofy-news-kangaroo-tries-to-drown-dog-attacks-owner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/goofy-news-kangaroo-tries-to-drown-dog-attacks-owner\/","title":{"rendered":"[Goofy News] Kangaroo tries to drown dog, attacks owner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From <em>AP Top Strange News At 4:09 p.m. EST<\/em> &#8211;<strong>Kangaroo tries to drown dog, attacks owner:<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',Times,serif; color: #666;\"><span style=\"font-size: 40px; font-weight: bold;\">&#0147;<\/span>MELBOURNE, Australia     (AP) &#8212; A kangaroo startled by a man walking his dog attacked the pair, pinning the pet underwater and slashing the owner in the abdomen with its hind legs. The Australian, Chris Rickard, was in stable condition Monday after the attack, which ended when the 49-year-old elbowed the kangaroo in the throat&#8230;.<span style=\"font-size: 40px; font-weight: bold;\"><br \/>\n&#0148;<\/span><\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MELBOURNE, Australia     (AP) &#8212; A kangaroo startled by a man walking his dog attacked the pair, pinning the pet underwater and slashing the owner in the abdomen with its hind legs. 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