{"id":379,"date":"2001-10-12T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2001-10-12T03:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=379"},"modified":"2011-06-03T09:21:57","modified_gmt":"2011-06-03T14:21:57","slug":"evil-bert-is-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/evil-bert-is-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"Evil Bert is Dead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometime last night, <strong>Web Designer Dino Ignacio<\/strong> pulled the plug on his long-running internet-cult-classic <strong>&#8220;Bert is Evil&#8221; <\/strong>site. It was his own personal decision.  No &#8220;cease &amp; desists&#8221; or threats involved.<\/p>\n<p>Seeing his work on a pro-Taliban protest was apparently too much for him. The Children&#8217;s Television Workshop, is also panicking at the site of one of their creations, broadcast around the world next to the most dangerous man alive.<\/p>\n<p>I think these people need to reach deep down inside, and see the hilarious irony of it all&#8230; Osama&#8217;s own supporters made an <strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">ASSHOLE<\/span><\/strong> out of him. And Bert helped.  Whether it was our Special Forces slipping it into the printing plates, or the &#8220;official story&#8221; of an honest mistake by the printer&#8230; it was effective and humiliating nonetheless.<\/p>\n<p>The story below about &#8220;Sesame Street being bombed&#8221; was a fabrication. Elmo, Big Bird, Zoe and the gang are all alive &amp; well. It was propaganda.  I took that day&#8217;s events, like any good American, and rolled with it&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>&lt;The sound of the &#8220;Battle Hymn of the Republic&#8221; blaring in the background&gt;<\/p>\n<p>I want the memory of that protest in Bangladesh embedded in the world&#8217;s mind forever.  The world needs to talk about it, and laugh at <strong>Ass-ama<\/strong> forever. Let the world know that The Taliban and Al-Qaeda&#8217;s contempt for our culture will be the means to their demise&#8230; you were humiliated by a muppet, Assama!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Thank you to&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Dino Ignacio &#8211; Who has a great-looking site with lots of other fun stuff&#8230; check it out.<\/li>\n<li>The Children&#8217;s Television Workshop, for 31 years of great entertainment, and shaping many of us into the grown-ups we are today&#8230;<br \/>\n<span class=\"reg\">(They have a great section called &#8220;Tragic Times, healing words&#8221;, offering help to parents in explaining 9\/11&#8230;)<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<h2>And most of all&#8230;.<\/h2>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/images\/posts\/thanks_bert.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"252\" height=\"168\" \/><\/div>\n<div class=\"fineprint\">Flag courtesy of Comstock Images, Bert Courtesy of CTW&#8230;.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometime last night, Web Designer Dino Ignacio pulled the plug on his long-running internet-cult-classic &quot;Bert is Evil&quot; site. 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