{"id":3842,"date":"2010-06-09T15:58:31","date_gmt":"2010-06-09T19:58:31","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2010-06-09T18:58:07","modified_gmt":"2010-06-09T23:58:07","slug":"goofy-news-ohio-woman-jailed-for-calling-911-seeking-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/goofy-news-ohio-woman-jailed-for-calling-911-seeking-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"[Goofy News] Ohio woman jailed for calling 911 seeking husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From <em>AP Top Strange News At 3:40 p.m. EDT<\/em> &#8211;<a href=\"http:\/\/hosted.ap.org\/dynamic\/stories\/U\/US_ODD_911_CALL_HUSBAND_WANTED?SITE=INKEN&amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT\" target=\"_blank\">Ohio woman jailed for calling 911 seeking husband<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"450\" height=\"285\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/gnOeRhsGX9E&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xd0d0d0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"450\" height=\"285\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/gnOeRhsGX9E&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xd0d0d0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',Times,serif; color: #666;\"><span style=\"font-size: 40px; font-weight: bold;\">&#0147;<\/span><\/em><em style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',Times,serif; color: #666;\">ALLIANCE, Ohio     (AP) &#8212; An Ohio woman spent three days in jail for calling the 911 emergency line five times seeking a husband. 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