It just came to my attention, that here in the resort, that there are at least two female exchange students from Russia that don’t want to go back.<\/p>\n
Their plan is to land husbands… the line forms at the left.<\/p>\n
They’re actually quite attractive, hardly any facial hair. \ud83d\ude00
\nNaw, seriously… they’re actually cuties, guys.
\nAnd no “humps & dumps”… uhm, that ploy was already tried today. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
And once again I have been asked by someone in the community if I know “any available guys”. When did I suddenly become “a matchmaker”??? What is it, my uncanny ability to spot a scumbag a mile away???<\/p>\n
Allow me to share my most prized secrets:<\/p>\n
Tip #1<\/span>: The handshake test.<\/strong> I don’t know how well this will work with ladies, because even I ease up on the grip with women considerably. But with guys? If I feel like I’m shaking a dead fish… you’re fucked. You are a sleazy douchebag with something to hide. A certain someone never listens to my warning about the “handshake test” with their boyfriends… and I have *never* been wrong.<\/p>\n Tip #2<\/span>:<\/strong> If they are looking up, to *your left* (their right) during a difficult question…THEY’RE LYING. They are accessing the right hemisphere of their brain (the creative side) for something “good” to tell you.<\/p>\n Tip #3<\/span>:<\/strong> You want me to fix you up with a hot available studmuffin (it kills me to say, there’s plenty in the Poconos… some are even better lookin’ than me. Only SOME.)…. There is a right way and a wrong way…<\/p>\n Crazy people have feelings too, you know. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" It just came to my attention, that here in the resort, that there are at least two female exchange students from Russia that don't want to go back…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-stuff","category-poconos"],"yoast_head":"\n