{"id":449,"date":"2002-09-01T19:39:12","date_gmt":"2002-09-01T22:39:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=449"},"modified":"2005-11-17T20:45:09","modified_gmt":"2005-11-18T00:45:09","slug":"things-i-wont-be-doing-at-work-no-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/things-i-wont-be-doing-at-work-no-more\/","title":{"rendered":"Things I wont be doing at work no more"},"content":{"rendered":"

Since I’ve been asked nicely by the powers that be, I will no longer…<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Walk in singing “Cuban Pete<\/a>“, and try to start a conga line with the sales staff.<\/li>\n
  2. Talk to my “imaginary friend” in the lunch room. See, it’s a vicious cycle. No one wants to sit with me… I wanna talk to someone, but now they’re claiming this is why they dont….<\/li>\n
  3. Ask about “the office weirdo”. Everyone keeps saying we have one, but I’ve never seen him\/her.<\/li>\n
  4. Ignore my phone. I keep forgetting, I’m not home.<\/li>\n
  5. Tell everyone taking a smoke break on the loading dock how easy it would be for someone to drive by and mow us all down with Mack-11’s<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    I’ll be good from now on. I swear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Since I've been asked nicely by the powers that be, I will no longer…<\/p>\n

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