{"id":458,"date":"2002-09-07T05:05:42","date_gmt":"2002-09-07T08:05:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=458"},"modified":"2002-09-07T05:05:42","modified_gmt":"2002-09-07T08:05:42","slug":"no-more-drama-in-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/no-more-drama-in-my-life\/","title":{"rendered":"No more drama in my life…"},"content":{"rendered":"

In the immortal words of the ever-so-sultry Mary J. Blige<\/a>:
\n“So tired, tired, tired of all this drama”<\/p>\n

Actually… no I’m not. :0)
\nHee hee!<\/p>\n

*Gets on piano and starts to play the theme to “The Young and the Restless”*<\/p>\n

(Starts soliloquy)
\nYou see… this is all bullshit I’m reading.
\nJust a pack of Attention Trolls™ whining…
\nRather than just admit you were wrong
\nYou just keep it going with self-righteous rants…<\/p>\n

You stick up for truly disturbed people<\/a>
\nYou don’t see the gazillion private emails that *almost* got to me
\nWhen that didn’t work, then she resorted to kicking people close to me in the teeth<\/a>
\nAt the worse possible moments
\nAll for the horrendous crime of being my friend<\/a>
\nAnd you keep your eyes shut for that too… youuuuu moron!<\/p>\n

What do you think of your friends now?
\nOh, like you would even admit it to me
\nYou’re just a jerk pretending to be noble
\nAnd I can’t help but throw my head back and laugh at you<\/p>\n

* Little Midgets come out and give everyone the finger and wave ’em like they just don’t care *<\/p>\n

I know your game now, you moronic little turds
\nYour spineless posts that you wont stand behind
\nYou are a c-c-c-c-cowarrrrrrrd!
\nAnd I can’t help but throw my head back and laugh at you<\/p>\n

*ow! that last one hurt.*
\n*I’m ok.*<\/p>\n

So… what bothers you more?
\nThe fact that I spend such *little* time thinking about you morons?
\nEven *less* effort, kicking your butts up and down the web?
\nThe fact that I don’t link back?
\nOr the fact that no one is listening to you?<\/p>\n

Or is it the guilt eating you up inside as you KNOW you fucked up, and made yourselves social pariahs?
\nStill rationalizing with your flawed logic
\nYou’re the ones still talking about it…
\nYou’re the ones who think everything I say pertains to *you* somehow…
\nRemember the “Digital Boomerang”? The “Fuck You Song”?<\/p>\n

As much as I’d like to take credit for the dramas your insecurities created…
\nYou did this *to yourselves*… all *by yourselves*. :0)
\nNo one will listen because they know you’re full of crap…
\nWe really have to get you guys a hobby, ‘cuz this is getting pathetic.<\/p>\n

*(I’d throw my head back and laugh at you some more… but it’s still sore. Hope you’ll understand if I just quietly giggle at you and the delusional world you created. I’ll be here in the corner, k?)*<\/p>\n

Back to living my life again…. with a little less dead weight around here.
\nBut at least I know where to go when I need a good laugh.<\/p>\n

Just know, for all the horrible things you guys said and did… I forgive you.<\/p>\n

(I know, I know… I should have just kept ignoring them… )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In the immortal words of the ever-so-sultry Mary J. Blige:
\n'So tired, tired, tired of all this drama'<\/p>\n

Actually… no I'm not. :0)
\nHee hee…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,11,24,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-attention-trolls","category-basic-stupidity","category-brawl-of-the-week","category-old-stuff"],"yoast_head":"\nNo more drama in my life... - WHUZZUP!<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/no-more-drama-in-my-life\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"No more drama in my life... - WHUZZUP!\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"In the immortal words of the ever-so-sultry Mary J. 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