{"id":472,"date":"2002-09-18T08:13:53","date_gmt":"2002-09-18T11:13:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=472"},"modified":"2002-09-18T08:13:53","modified_gmt":"2002-09-18T11:13:53","slug":"missing-in-action","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/missing-in-action\/","title":{"rendered":"Missing in Action"},"content":{"rendered":"

Chloe<\/a> is back (well, sorta. That and the NEPA blog<\/a> seems to phase in & out of reality. But I saw it last night, with a new post on Watermelon Punch for the first time since Aug. 16th. Really.)<\/p>\n

Any clue on the status of Kira<\/a> or Mr. Larry<\/a>, anyone?
\n(I’ve known about Mr. Larry for a while… I just figured he took a break after coming back from South America)<\/p>\n

Jon visits Louisiana?<\/a>
\nBatgrl dating a blogger?<\/a>
\nBatgrl<\/a> and Jon Sullivan<\/a>?<\/p>\n

Is the world ready for this?<\/p>\n

THIS JUST IN:<\/b> Woman calls in sick from work.<\/a><\/p>\n

But here’s the kicker. Get this…. She actually *WAS* sick. (???)<\/p>\n

No, No, NO Maria<\/a>!!!!! You NEVER waste your sick days actually being “sick”. Sick days are for when you want to go to a baseball game, or play hooky from work, and don’t want to use up any of your personal days or vacation time.<\/p>\n

You know, you do the “sick voice” (*cough* *cough* …like you’re *REALLY* fooling your boss. Come on! They make you do twice as much work tomorrow, no biggie.)<\/p>\n

Tomorrow, I will attempt to explain why I can’t seem to hold a job down longer than six months. :0)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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