{"id":494,"date":"2002-10-25T17:47:28","date_gmt":"2002-10-25T20:47:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=494"},"modified":"2011-06-03T14:11:20","modified_gmt":"2011-06-03T19:11:20","slug":"saddam-the-poopie-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/saddam-the-poopie-head\/","title":{"rendered":"Saddam, the poopie-head!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, while you guys are all sitting here reading about Liz and why you should stick frostbitten parts in COLD water NOT hot. (Damn, Liz&#8230;!).<\/p>\n<p>Mike (aka Cooties) has been offering quite a well thought-out counterpoint to the impending Iraqi invasion&#8230; pulling up news links from Google about Bosnian\/Yugoslavian arms dealers selling him some prime weapons of mass destruction.<\/p>\n<p>Saddam, that is. Not Mike.  I meant to write *Saddam* is getting these weapons.  (I&#8217;m not sure why, but I feel we can *TRUST* the Brown family with a nuclear missle in their back yard. Just a gut feeling.)<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nHe also reposted his 1996 essay: &#8220;Why Saddam must be removed&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mike knows his stuff&#8230; there&#8217;s some really good discussion going on in that thread, that I don&#8217;t want to see getting lost&#8230;. and I think this is definitely one of those things where I think we need to know all of the facts before just jumping in to defend sweet little Saddam.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, well, Saddam Hussein is a douchebag.<br \/>\nWe all know that. That was never in question.<br \/>\nYou don&#8217;t get the name &#8220;The Butcher of Baghdad&#8221; winning in a bake-off contest.<\/p>\n<p>But my question is&#8230; why does the United States have to take out this piece of shit? Why go into a hotspot where an entire region already hates us for our interference and thinks Osama bin Laden is the bee&#8217;s knees for his actions against us?<\/p>\n<p>Yes, U.N. Sanctions are a joke. Fine, he&#8217;ll probably have at least three nuclear warheads in the next few years&#8230; but he&#8217;s gonna test at *least ONE* on his own people, so that will leave him with two. Will they have the same hurling power as those piece-o-shit SCUD missles that he tried to lob on us in &#8217;91?????<\/p>\n<p>Sure, he&#8217;s a fuck.  And few people in the world will miss him.<br \/>\nJust&#8230; why us? Why does the U.S. have to do it? That&#8217;s all I&#8217;m asking.<\/p>\n<p>If I went around to everyone that *MIGHT* do something to my family someday, and simply punched them in the mouth for that reason&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;.the tooth fairy would go bankrupt.<br \/>\n&#8230; and you would call me a paranoid nitwit.<\/p>\n<p>These are the actions of a President with a tiny pecker, if you ask me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, while you guys are all sitting here reading about Liz and why you should stick frostbitten parts in COLD water NOT hot&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,1,2,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-as-the-web-burns","category-news-gossip","category-old-stuff","category-political-cannon-fodder"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Saddam, the poopie-head! 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