{"id":497,"date":"2002-10-29T23:44:46","date_gmt":"2002-10-30T02:44:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=497"},"modified":"2011-06-03T14:00:43","modified_gmt":"2011-06-03T19:00:43","slug":"i-am-a-vindictive-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/i-am-a-vindictive-bitch\/","title":{"rendered":"I am a vindictive bitch…"},"content":{"rendered":"

No.
\nDo not adjust your monitors.<\/p>\n

I am dressed in drag for Halloween.
\nI blame Faith for this… who blames Batgrl for this (who is currently dressed up as Jon Sullivan. are those two getting nauseating, or what?)<\/p>\n

Batgrl *TRIES* to put the blame on poor innocent Nerdboy “I’m a fashion model” Mikey for this. Nice try.<\/p>\n

Batgrl is simply a “PROBLEM ADULT”. She’s just not happy until she causes trouble somewhere.<\/p>\n

At any rate, I am the keeper of the orange now. WORSHIP ME!!!!!<\/p>\n

So, who is *YOUR* blog gonna be for Halloween?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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