(As always, I’m posting on a time-delay due to hospital restrictions)<\/p>\n
So, Friday was “Employee Appreciation Day<\/strong>“. Always a cool thing they do here every year… free food, raffles, door prizes, your supervisor serves you. Tres kewl.<\/p>\n Best of all: FREE COKES IN THE VENDING MACHINE!!!!!<\/p>\n Yadda, yadda, yadda. Friday’s done. WOO HOO! Breakfast is served. I mutterred to myself, as I punched the mechanical demon (who appeared to be mocking me): Two guys heard me too. Tomorrow: -e- will attempt to rationalize why no one why no one wants to sit with him in the office cafeteria, and is forced to eat lunch *ALONE* every day. :0(<\/p>\n (Well… sometimes my parole officer or therapist comes in to keep me company.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" (As always, I'm posting on a time-delay due to hospital restrictions) So, Friday was 'Employee Appreciation Day'. Always a cool thing they…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,25,28,2,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-basic-stupidity","category-dongles-and-a-slice-of-pie","category-humor","category-old-stuff","category-poconos"],"yoast_head":"\n
\nSaturday morning, I come in… and much to my surprise, the vending machine is *STILL* dispensing free soda.<\/p>\n
\n
\nHOWEVER…..
\nBy the afternoon, with no word or warning, tragedy struck.
\nWith a small handfull of staff present to witness the horror of the once-benevolent vending machine from hell suddenly having the nerve to demand money from me again!
\nSunovabitch…<\/p>\n
\n“Dammit, no more free sodas, and there’s not enough people here on a weekend to have a proper office rampage!!!!”<\/p>\n
\nYou would think after all this time I’ve been there, people would know when I speak of mass-murder and extreme carnage… I’M ONLY KIDDING.<\/p>\n