{"id":524,"date":"2002-11-14T22:04:05","date_gmt":"2002-11-15T01:04:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=524"},"modified":"2011-06-03T17:00:16","modified_gmt":"2011-06-03T22:00:16","slug":"talk-shit-about-me-in-your-blog-and-ill-pop-a-cap-in-yo-ass-any-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/talk-shit-about-me-in-your-blog-and-ill-pop-a-cap-in-yo-ass-any-questions\/","title":{"rendered":"Talk shit about me in your blog, and I’ll pop a cap in yo ass. Any questions?"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know…
\nThank God none of us take what’s written in blogs seriously. If that were so, I’d have to pack a bulletproof vest and hire Jet Li when I go to BlogCon II. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

I’m reading this article right now, where the police are issuing warrants in L.A. and Vegas, probing just-released-from-prison-last-year Marion “Suge” Knight and investigating the muders of Tupac Shakur and Notorius B.I.G.<\/p>\n

It’s about damn time.<\/p>\n

“A recent Los Angeles Times article speculated that Notorious B.I.G. was behind the Shakur murder.”<\/strong>
\nOh gee… Ya think?????
\nFive years ago, I thought *EVERYBODY* knew that!<\/p>\n

Not that this is anything new in the music biz, or even restricted in rap. M\u00f6tley Cr\u00fce seems to always be kicking some band’s ass that was talking shit about them in a magazine or on MTV.<\/p>\n

You would think everyone would learn to rise above the petty vendettas, realize that their talents are netting them a great livelihood, and they are now in a business?<\/p>\n

But then again, maybe the music business *IS* the problem.
\nTupac’s & Biggie Smalls’ CD’s sold like hotcakes post-mortem. Look for a RUN-DMC “greatest hits” coming soon, and that will soar up the charts now that Jam Master Jay is gone.<\/p>\n

(*I think this investigation including Jam Master Jay is a bit of a stretch… he wasn’t into this kind of bullshit. Quite frankly, the only reason I was interested in the article is because I was hoping there was a break in that case. I could give two shits less about any of these guys.*)<\/p>\n

I suggest a better idea for the record industry that sees young, talented Black men as nothing more than a commodity… A BOXING MATCH.<\/p>\n

Think about it. Marion “Suge” Knight -vs- Sean “P. Diddy” Combs<\/strong> on Pay-Per-View. I know I’d pay to see it. They wanna gun each other down afterward…? Who cares???? The public got some entertainment, and the powers that be make a shitload of money… a win-win situation for the record business.<\/p>\n

Sounds like a fun idea for bloggers too. A new event for BlogCon.
\nI’m picturing Faith, Michele, or Melly taking on their longtime adversaries in a match of Jello Wrestling in bikinis and…and…<\/p>\n

I gotta go, something suddenly came up!!!!!! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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