{"id":531,"date":"2002-11-18T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-11-18T03:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=531"},"modified":"2011-06-03T16:53:57","modified_gmt":"2011-06-03T21:53:57","slug":"have-you-accepted-e-as-your-personal-lord-and-saviour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/have-you-accepted-e-as-your-personal-lord-and-saviour\/","title":{"rendered":"Have you accepted -e- as your personal Lord and Saviour?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Michele has them. Rachel has them. I want them.<\/p>\n<p>No. Not hooters&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Testimonials<\/strong>&#8230; and I think they&#8217;re cool.<\/p>\n<p>I was on the phone with Kimberly (of Benign Vertigo\/Erratic Frog Fame) last week, and we were chuckling over her &#8220;<strong>Why? 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