{"id":5396,"date":"2011-04-03T21:14:09","date_gmt":"2011-04-04T02:14:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=5396"},"modified":"2011-04-03T21:20:08","modified_gmt":"2011-04-04T02:20:08","slug":"to-all-the-facebook-fallen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/to-all-the-facebook-fallen\/","title":{"rendered":"To All the Facebook Fallen&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And profile deleters&#8230;<br \/>\nWith love, from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.poeticpinup.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Harlean Carpenter<\/a><br \/>\n<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/poeticpinup.blogspot.com\/2011\/04\/fun-for-whole-family.html\">http:\/\/poeticpinup.blogspot.com\/2011\/04\/fun-for-whole-family.html<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"text-align: left;\"><p><a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/poeticpinup.blogspot.com\/2011\/04\/fun-for-whole-family.html\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin-right: 7px; width: 90px; height: auto;\" src=\"http:\/\/i527.photobucket.com\/albums\/cc355\/HarleanC\/Blog%20Slideshow\/Picture184.jpg\" alt=\"Harlean Carpenter - Poetic Pinup.Com\" width=\"90\" height=\"102\" align=\"left\" \/> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<strong>Fun for the Whole Family!<\/strong>  &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/a><br \/>\n<strong>&#8220;<\/strong><span class=\"fineprint\">It has come to my attention that there are some folks on the Internet who have had the tragically bad fortune to not be born into a life that includes magical wishing wells, the right to never ever have anything said to or about them or anyone they know that they or anyone they know might find the least bit offensive in any way, unlimited free ice cream cones, and a pony.<br \/>\nI know. 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