… well the ‘straight man’ can be gay, too. Just don’t look for me to share the same hotel room when we go on tour. (I’m homophobic on Tuesdays and Saturdays… rest of the week, I’m okay up until the third ‘Racist Friday’ of the month…. then there’s the half hour of ‘religious piety’ and 15.2 seconds of ‘political correctness’ each second month…)<\/p>\n
Inspired by Cootie’s Ready Made Punchlines<\/strong>, and I figure if I add a few of my “starters”, maybe someone can come in, whip up a middle part and make some decent jokes… <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n … well the 'straight man' can be gay, too. Just don’t look for me to share the same hotel room when we go on tour. (I’m homophobic on Tuesdays and Saturdays… rest of the week, I’m okay up until the third 'Racist Friday' of the month…. then there’s the half hour of 'religious piety' and 15.2 seconds of 'political correctness' each second month…)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,28,2,16,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-as-the-web-burns","category-humor","category-old-stuff","category-political-cannon-fodder","category-e-show"],"yoast_head":"\n
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