{"id":5500,"date":"2011-04-15T18:00:01","date_gmt":"2011-04-15T23:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/omg-this-is-friggin-hilari\/"},"modified":"2011-04-16T13:24:03","modified_gmt":"2011-04-16T18:24:03","slug":"craced-7-psychoric-advice-from-cosmo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/craced-7-psychoric-advice-from-cosmo\/","title":{"rendered":"[Cracked.Com] 7 Psychotic Pieces of Relationship Advice from Cosmo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OMG&#8230; this is friggin&#8217; HILARIOUS!<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"text-align: left;\"><p><a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_19066_7-psychotic-pieces-relationship-advice-from-cosmo.html\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"img\" style=\"margin-right: 7px;\" src=\"http:\/\/external.ak.fbcdn.net\/safe_image.php?d=368b73e97f0107d57a7f14f8b96e451d&amp;w=90&amp;h=90&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.crackedcdn.com%2Fphpimages%2Farticle%2F7%2F0%2F3%2F50703.jpg%3Fv%3D1\" alt=\"\" align=\"left\" \/><strong>7 Psychotic Pieces of Relationship Advice from Cosmo<\/strong><\/a><br \/>\n<a class=\"fineprint\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\" target=\"_blank\"><em>www.cracked.com<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;<\/strong><span class=\"fineprint\">We get it. Guys are tough to figure out: There&#8217;s like 24 possible combinations that you can make with 1) beer 2) food 3) sex and 4) sports. No wonder their girlfriends have to resort to lady magazines to gain insight into the buzzing hive that is the male mind. We know most women laugh that stuff off as cheap entertainment not to be taken seriously, but what if they actually did listen to all of the advice?<\/span><strong>&#8220;<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_19066_7-psychotic-pieces-relationship-advice-from-cosmo.html\" target=\"_blank\"><strong><big>READ MORE &raquo;<\/big><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We get it. 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