{"id":555,"date":"2002-12-04T20:09:45","date_gmt":"2002-12-04T23:09:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=555"},"modified":"2011-06-03T22:08:48","modified_gmt":"2011-06-04T03:08:48","slug":"my-thats-an-impressive-erection-in-rockefeller-center-if-i-do-say-so-myself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/my-thats-an-impressive-erection-in-rockefeller-center-if-i-do-say-so-myself\/","title":{"rendered":"My, that&#8217;s an impressive erection in Rockefeller Center, if I do say so myself."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re all watching the Christmas Tree lighting on TV at this moment, waiting for my son&#8217;s godmother&#8217;s son to perform (He&#8217;s staying at his mom&#8217;s house in Maspeth this week&#8230; I&#8217;ll sell any Brian Setzer fans her phone number for the low, low price of $50 each. Sure I&#8217;ll hear about it later FROM my in-laws, but hey&#8230; a buck is a buck.)<\/p>\n<p>Moreso, we just saw on tv that the tree is FROM our own <strong>Mr. Rizzo<\/strong>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Quite the mogul here in Anarchtica, owner of our community, partner in Tom Ridge&#8217;s parting legacy for Pennsylfuckingtucky: The Mountain Laurel Arts Center, and unveiling plans for an even bigger community.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine the effects of some power-hungry despot forming an unholy alliance, in my quest to make Anarchtica the SIXTH borough of New York City?<\/p>\n<p>Just a polite reminder to the gentile citizens of CyberTown&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>I AM EVERYWHERE YOU, FUCKERS!!!!!<br \/>\nTHERE IS NO ESCAPING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (and my connections)!!!!!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Thanks for your time. :0)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re all watching the Christmas Tree lighting on TV at this moment, waiting for my son&#8217;s godmother&#8217;s son to perform (He&#8217;s staying at his mom&#8217;s house in Maspeth this week&#8230; I&#8217;ll sell any Brian Setzer fans her phone number for the low, low price of $50 each. 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